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  1. Googly Eyes Suckers

    Googly Eyes Suckers

    $8.00

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    • Two Googly Eye shaped suckers
    • Cola-flavored, 2-1/2" diameter
    • Great for photos
    • May be bigger than your stomach
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  2. Affirmation Bandages

    Affirmation Bandages

    $5.00

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    • Twenty 3" x 3/4" bandages with affirmations
    • Come in a reusable tin
    • Bandages are latex free
    • FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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  3. Bigfoot Air Freshener

    Bigfoot Air Freshener

    $2.00

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    • Air freshener that smells like pine
    • It's 5" long & made of thick paper
    • Includes string for hanging
    • Real bigfoot smells like cheese, socks & mildew
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  4. Anime Eyes Glasses

    Anime Eyes Glasses

    $4.00

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    • Adult size glasses that give you large eyes
    • Perfect for Skype, FaceTime and Google Meetups
    • Limited vision, do not drive or operate giant robots while wearing these
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  5. Emergency Googly Eyes

    Emergency Googly Eyes

    $7.50

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    • 20 pairs of stick-on googly eyes
    • Add some life to your cubicle
    • 4 sizes ranging from 1/2" to 1-3/16"
    • Eye-bombing (vandaleyesing) is fun!
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  6. Magical Unicorn Mask Punk

    Magical Unicorn Mask

    $29.95

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    • Latex mask with realistic fur mane
    • Express your inner-unicorn
    • Perfect for crowds, concerts, and carousing
    • Fits most adult heads
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  7. Latex Rat Mask

    Rat Mask

    $24.95

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    • Detailed latex rat mask
    • Fits most adult heads
    • May trigger cheese cravings
    • Be cautious when wearing near cats
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  8. Doctor's Choice Candy Cigarettes

    Doctor's Choice Candy Cigarettes

    $1.95

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    • Twelve 3-1/2" long sticks of candy
    • Orange flavor
    • A reminder of the days when doctors endorsed cigarettes
    • Real people should never smoke
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  9. Machismo Candy Cigarettes

    Machismo Candy Cigarettes

    $1.95

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    • Twelve 3-1/2" sticks
    • Realistic 3-7/8" x 2" x 3/4" pack
    • Orange-flavored
    • Does not diminish lung capacity
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  10. Bacon Toothpaste

    Bacon Toothpaste

    $5.00

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    • 2.5 oz. of toothpaste in illustrated tube
    • Smoky bacon flavor
    • Practice oral hygiene, satisfy cured meat cravings
    • Easier than brushing with real bacon
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  11. Super Awesome Surprise Box

    Super Awesome Surprise Box

    $19.95

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    • Contains over $70 worth of awesomeness
    • 12" x 12" x 4-1/2" box
    • Assortment of awesome Archie McPhee goodies varies
    • Assortment may vary from picture
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  12. Classic Disguise Glasses

    Classic Disguise Glasses

    $2.50

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    • Plastic glasses with nose, furry eyebrows, and mustache
    • Instant Halloween costume
    • Perfect for spontaneous flashmobs
    • Fits most adult heads
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  13. Cthulhu Mints

    Cthulhu Mints

    $2.50

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    • 100 mints in 2-1/4" round illustrated tin
    • Minty flavor strong enough for the Great Old Ones
    • May not protect against cosmic horrors
    • Essential for H.P. Lovecraft fans
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  14. Horse Head Mask

    Horse Head Mask

    Special Price: $22.95

    Regular Price: $24.95

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    • Realistic brown latex horse mask with faux fur mane
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Guaranteed to get you noticed at social functions
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  15. Bacon Lip Balm

    Bacon Lip Balm

    $2.95

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    • 2-1/2" long tube, twist bottom dispenser
    • Soothing lip balm
    • Succulent bacon flavor
    • Keeps lips moist and meaty
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  16. Bacon Soap

    Bacon Soap

    $5.95

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    • Beautifully marbled bar of soap
    • 3-3/4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" fancy tin
    • Enticing fried bacon aroma
    • No greasy residue
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  17. Bacon Gumballs

    Bacon Gumballs

    $3.50

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    • Twenty-two bacon-flavored gumballs
    • 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin
    • Indulge bacon cravings without eating bacon
    • Dare your friends to try Bacon Gumballs
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  18. Pickle Bandages

    Pickle Bandages

    $5.00

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    • 15 3" x 1" pickle-shaped bandages
    • 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin
    • Free prize makes owies less ouchy
    • Sterile gauze pads completely brine-free
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  19. Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

    Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

    $2.50

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    • Eighty toothpicks in each 3" x 1-1/4" x 1/2" tin
    • Good oral hygiene with a smoky bacon bonus
    • Perfect after any pig-out
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  20. Rainbow Monkey Bandages

    Rainbow Monkey Bandages

    $5.00

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    • Ten 3" x 1-5/8" monkey-shaped bandages
    • 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin
    • Free prize makes owies less ouchy
    • Make a monkey out of pain
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