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  1. Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

    Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

    $14.95

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    • 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl
    • Comes with six cats
    • Wears robe, pajamas and slippers
    • Great gift for any cat fancier
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  2. Spy Eye Right Angle Viewer

    Spy Eye Right Angle Viewer

    $2.95

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    • 1-1/4" tall viewer
    • Lets you look straight ahead, but see at an angle
    • Uses new scientific discovery called "mirrors"
    • Way less effort than peering
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  3. Jane Austen Tattoos

    Jane Austen Tattoos

    $7.00

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    • Temporary tattoos inspired by Jane Austen
    • 22 different images
    • Comes in a beautiful tin
    • Perfect for your book club
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  4. Instant Audience

    Instant Audience

    $9.00

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    • Electronic sound maker
    • Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
    • Applause, crickets, rimshot and booing
    • Batteries included
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  5. Casual Pug Mask

    Pug Mask

    $34.95

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    • Realistic latex pug mask
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Will make people give you biscuits for tricks
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  6. Fail Button

    Fail Button

    $12.03

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    • A big button that plays a sad trombone
    • 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic case
    • Says "Fail" on the button
    • Batteries not included
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  7. Super Sale Sucker Set

    Super Sale Sucker Set

    Special Price: $9.99

    Regular Price: $104.00

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    • 4 different suckers
    • Fish head, butter, penny & underpants
    • Like some kind of candy-coated dream
    • Unbelievably good price
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  8. Shakespearean Insult Bandages

    Shakespearean Insult Bandages

    $5.00

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    • 15 3" x 1" latex-free bandages
    • Come in a collectible tin
    • Decorated with Shakespeare & his insults
    • Perfect for curs & wretches
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  9. Pigeon Mask in the city

    Pigeon Mask

    $29.95

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    • Mask mask makes you look like a pigeon
    • Made of latex
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Good excuse to hang out on a statue
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  10. Inflatable Toupee

    Inflatable Toupee

    $4.00

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    • 9-1/2" x 5-1/2", made of vinyl
    • Inflates in one breath
    • Elastic loops go around your chin
    • Don't blow your cover
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  11. Bigfoot Air Freshener

    Bigfoot Air Freshener

    $2.00

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    • Air freshener that smells like pine
    • It's 5" long & made of thick paper
    • Includes string for hanging
    • Real bigfoot smells like cheese, socks & mildew
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  12. Anime Eyes Glasses

    Anime Eyes Glasses

    $4.00

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    • Adult size glasses that give you large eyes
    • Perfect for Skype, FaceTime and Google Meetups
    • Limited vision, do not drive or operate giant robots while wearing these
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  13. Magical Unicorn Mask Punk

    Magical Unicorn Mask

    $29.95

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    • Latex mask with realistic fur mane
    • Express your inner-unicorn
    • Perfect for crowds, concerts, and carousing
    • Fits most adult heads
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  14. Doctor's Choice Candy Cigarettes

    Doctor's Choice Candy Cigarettes

    $1.95

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    • Twelve 3-1/2" long sticks of candy
    • Orange flavor
    • A reminder of the days when doctors endorsed cigarettes
    • Real people should never smoke
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  15. Machismo Candy Cigarettes

    Machismo Candy Cigarettes

    $1.95

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    • Twelve 3-1/2" sticks
    • Realistic 3-7/8" x 2" x 3/4" pack
    • Orange-flavored
    • Does not diminish lung capacity
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  16. Cupcake Toothpaste

    Cupcake Toothpaste

    $5.00

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    • 2.5 oz. of toothpaste in illustrated tube
    • Scrumptious frosting flavor
    • Practice oral hygiene, satisfy sweet tooth
    • Much healthier than brushing with real frosting
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  17. Super Awesome Surprise Box

    Super Awesome Surprise Box

    $19.95

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    • Contains over $70 worth of awesomeness
    • 12" x 12" x 4-1/2" box
    • Assortment of awesome Archie McPhee goodies varies
    • Assortment may vary from picture
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  18. Instant Underpants

    Instant Underpants

    $3.50

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    • 2-1/2" round tin holds pellet of disposable unisex underpants
    • Underpants expand when soaked in water
    • Fits most children and small adults
    • Better to have damp undies than no undies at all
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  19. Horse Head Mask

    Horse Head Mask

    Special Price: $22.95

    Regular Price: $24.95

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    • Realistic brown latex horse mask with faux fur mane
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Guaranteed to get you noticed at social functions
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  20. Rainbow Monkey Bandages

    Rainbow Monkey Bandages

    $5.00

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    • Ten 3" x 1-5/8" monkey-shaped bandages
    • 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin
    • Free prize makes owies less ouchy
    • Make a monkey out of pain
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