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  1. Magical Unicorn Mask Punk

    Magical Unicorn Mask


    Are you a secret unicorn?

    • Latex mask with realistic fur mane
    • Express your inner-unicorn
    • Perfect for crowds, concerts, and carousing
    • Fits most adult heads
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  2. Crime Scene Sandwich Bags

    Crime Scene Sandwich Bags


    Stealing food is a crime, this lets them know

    • Twenty 7" x 8-3/4" clear plastic bags
    • "Press to seal" top
    • Decorated with Crime Scene Tape
    • Could also be used for collecting evidence
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  3. Cherry Pie Air Freshener

    Cherry Pie Air Freshener


    Smells like grandma's kitchen

    • Air freshener smells like yummy cherries
    • 4-1/4" long & made of thick paper
    • Includes string for hanging
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  4. Bacon Candy

    Bacon Candy


    Old fashioned candy with a tasty difference

    • Candy that tastes like smokey bacon
    • 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" illustrated tin
    • Sugar candy comes individually wrapped
    • Does not look out of place in a crystal candy dish
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  5. Hand Soap

    Hand Soap


    Wash your hands with your hand

    • Hand-shaped piece of soap
    • 4-3/4" long and musk scented
    • Hilarious visual pun
    • Great reminder to wash your hands before returning to work
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  6. Doctor's Choice Candy Cigarettes

    Doctor's Choice Candy Cigarettes


    The candy cigarettes doctors prefer

    • Twelve 3-1/2" long sticks of candy
    • Orange flavor
    • A reminder of the days when doctors endorsed cigarettes
    • Real people should never smoke
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  7. Cupcake Toothpaste

    Cupcake Toothpaste


    The toothpaste that makes your breath frosting fresh

    • 2.5 oz. of toothpaste in illustrated tube
    • Scrumptious frosting flavor
    • Practice oral hygiene, satisfy sweet tooth
    • Much healthier than brushing with real frosting
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  8. Super Awesome Surprise Box

    Super Awesome Surprise Box


    The perfect gift to show someone how awesome you think they are

    • Contains over $70 worth of awesomeness
    • 12" x 12" x 4-1/2" box
    • Assortment of awesome Archie McPhee goodies varies
    • Assortment may vary from picture
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  9. Mr. Bacon Air Freshener

    Mr. Bacon Air Freshener


    Mr. Bacon wants to make your car smell like a pungent pan of fried bacon

    • 3-3/4" tall air freshener with string for hanging
    • Smells like sizzling, smoky bacon
    • Features Mr. Bacon, anthropomorphic bacon character
    • Essential automotive accessory for bacon lovers
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  10. Instant Underpants

    Instant Underpants


    Need underpants in a hurry? Just add water!

    • 2-1/2" round tin holds pellet of disposable unisex underpants
    • Underpants expand when soaked in water
    • Fits most children and small adults
    • Better to have damp undies than no undies at all
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  11. Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants

    Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants


    Don’t let soiled underpants ruin your day!

    • One pair disposable unisex underpants
    • Comes in illustrated 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin
    • Be prepared for untimely underpants incidents
    • Look out for loved ones - perfect for care packages
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  12. Bacon Lip Balm

    Bacon Lip Balm


    Prevent chapped lips with the mouthwatering flavor of bacon

    • 2-1/2" long tube, twist bottom dispenser
    • Soothing lip balm
    • Succulent bacon flavor
    • Keeps lips moist and meaty
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  13. Handerpants



    Underpants for your hands

    • 95% cotton, 5% spandex fingerless gloves
    • Look and feel like men’s briefs
    • Fits most adult hands
    • Warms hands and protects against chafing
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  14. Cupcake Bandages

    Cupcake Bandages


    Cupcakes are the cure-all for your cuts and contusions

    • Twelve 1-3/4" x 1-1/2" adhesive Cupcake Bandages
    • 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin
    • Includes a free prize to make owies less ouchy
    • Safe for diabetics (Cupcake Bandages are sugar-free)
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  15. Bacon Floss

    Bacon Floss


    Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon!

    • 2-1/2" tall, plastic dispenser
    • 27.3 yards of waxed floss
    • Great bacon flavor
    • A must for any proud carnivore
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  16. Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

    Bacon Flavored Toothpicks


    The secret of good oral hygiene is bacon!

    • Eighty toothpicks in each 3" x 1-1/4" x 1/2" tin
    • Good oral hygiene with a smoky bacon bonus
    • Perfect after any pig-out
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  17. Li'l Smoochers Cinnamon Lip Candy

    Li'l Smoochers Cinnamon Lip Candy


    Spice up your smoocher with cinnamon-flavored Lip Candy

    • Contains thirty-two lip-shaped candies
    • 3" x 1-3/8" x 1/2" lip-shaped tin
    • Spicy cinnamon flavor
    • Keeps your kisser kissable
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  18. Ark of the Covenant

    Ark of the Covenant


    Store your tiny relics inside the Ark of the Covenant

    • 2" x 1-1/4" x 1-1/2" gold-painted metal box (4-1/4" x 2-14" x 3" with stand)
    • Reenact the climax of Raiders of the Lost Ark
    • Perfect for movie buffs or armchair archaeologists
    • Wrath of God not included
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  19. Deluxe Finger Monsters

    Deluxe Finger Monsters


    Make a “Monster Mash” of your fingers

    • Sixteen 1-1/2" long, soft rubber Finger Monsters
    • 8 ghastly styles (2 of each style)
    • Stage low budget puppet shows
    • Great for geocaching
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  20. Bacon Mints

    Bacon Mints


    The smoky taste of bacon with just a hint of mint

    • Contains about one hundred mints
    • 2-1/3" x 1/2" collectible metal tin
    • Smells & tastes like bacon
    • A must-have for carnivores with bad breath
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