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Honey Badger Mints
$2.50Honey badger cares about your breath
- Colorful, 2-1/4" round tin
- Mint flavor
- Badger eating snake on back of tin
- He don't care
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Anime Eyes Glasses
$4.00Konnichiwa, have anime eyes without expensive makeup or surgery
- Adult size glasses that give you large eyes
- Perfect for Skype, FaceTime and Google Meetups
- Limited vision, do not drive or operate giant robots while wearing these
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Chicken Sucker
$3.00Looks like clammy raw chicken, tastes like orange
- 2" x 1-3/4" candy chicken on a stick
- Delicious orange flavor
- Fowl, but not foul
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Steak Sucker
$3.00Sweet meat for brainy buyers
- A 2-1/4" x 1-3/4" sugar T-bone
- Cherry-flavored
- Fat free
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Emergency Googly Eyes
$7.50You never know when something might need a little personification
- 20 pairs of stick-on googly eyes
- Add some life to your cubicle
- 4 sizes ranging from 1/2" to 1-3/16"
- Eye-bombing (vandaleyesing) is fun!
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Magical Unicorn Mask
$29.95Are you a secret unicorn?
- Latex mask with realistic fur mane
- Express your inner-unicorn
- Perfect for crowds, concerts, and carousing
- Fits most adult heads
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Squirrel Coffee Cup
$3.00A cup for squirrels, because they sure need caffeine
- Real porcelain squirrel-sized coffee cup
- Cup is 1-1/4" x 1-1/4"
- Fill with a hazelnut blend and share
- Not responsible for damage caused by jittery squirrels
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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags
$4.52Disguise your lunch from would-be thieves
- Twenty 7" x 8-3/4" clear plastic bags
- "Press to seal" top
- Two designs included (10 of each)
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Buttered Popcorn Air Freshener
$2.00Makes your car smell like a movie theater lobby
- Air freshener smells like buttered popcorn
- 4-1/4" long & made of thick paper
- Includes string for hanging
- Replaces snacks at drive-in movies
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Bacon Candy
$5.95Old fashioned candy with a tasty difference
- Candy that tastes like smokey bacon
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" illustrated tin
- Sugar candy comes individually wrapped
- Does not look out of place in a crystal candy dish
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Macaroni & Cheese Bandages
$5.00Coat your wound with starchy goodness
- Twelve 3" x 1" bandages decorated with mac & cheese
- Come in a reusable tin
- Latex free with sterile gauze
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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Just Like Dad Candy Cigarettes
$1.95Did you ever know that you're my smoking hero?
- Twelve 3-1/2" sticks
- Realistic 3-7/8" x 2" x 3/4" pack
- Orange-flavored
- Does not diminish lung capacity
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Doctor's Choice Candy Cigarettes
$1.95The candy cigarettes doctors prefer
- Twelve 3-1/2" long sticks of candy
- Orange flavor
- A reminder of the days when doctors endorsed cigarettes
- Real people should never smoke
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Madison Avenue Candy Cigarettes
$1.95Let us tell you how these cigarettes make you feel
- Twelve 3-1/2" long sticks of candy
- Orange flavor
- A reminder of the ad teams behind cigarettes
- Real people should never smoke
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Foie Gras Bubble Gum
$3.50Foie Gras is the liver from geese! Umm... Yum?
- Tastes like fancy goose liver
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin features a nervous goose
- Pairs well with burgundy
- Cruelty free, unless you trick someone into eating them
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Bacon Toothpaste
$5.00The toothpaste that makes your breath bacon fresh
- 2.5 oz. of toothpaste in illustrated tube
- Smoky bacon flavor
- Practice oral hygiene, satisfy cured meat cravings
- Easier than brushing with real bacon
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Super Awesome Surprise Box
$19.95The perfect gift to show someone how awesome you think they are
- Contains over $70 worth of awesomeness
- 12" x 12" x 4-1/2" box
- Assortment of awesome Archie McPhee goodies varies
- Includes bonus pack of Super Awesome Cards
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser
$6.95Fresh underpants when YOU need them
- Dispenses underpants like tissues
- Comes in a 4" tall box
- Contains 5 pairs of unisex underpants
- Fits most adults
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Mustache Candy
$4.95Mustache Candy does not taste like soup
- Sugary candy shaped like mustaches
- Comes in a 6" long mustache tin
- Tastes like tutti frutti (of course)
- Your hipster friend has already had these
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Cupcake Gumballs
$3.50Enjoy the sweet taste of cupcakes anytime with Cupcake Gumballs
- Twenty-two scrumptious vanilla-flavored gumballs
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" illustrated tin
- Features cute anthropomorphic cupcake blowing bubbles
- Perfect for decorating frosted cupcakes
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