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  1. Bald Eagle Mask

    Bald Eagle Mask

    $29.95

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    • Realistic latex eagle mask
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Resemble an apex predator
    • Makes you look like money (actual US currency in fact)
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  2. Edgar Allan Poe Candy Book

    Edgar Allan Poe Candy Book

    $5.95

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    • Grape-flavored candy
    • Package looks like book
    • Contains 3.3 oz. of candy wrapped with Poe's face
    • (Buried) alive with flavor
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  3. Edgar Allan Poe Sweater

    Edgar Allan Poe Sweater

    $42.50

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    • The perfect Halloween sweater
    • One size that fits no one well
    • Archie McPhee Exclusive
    • Limited edition
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  4. Bigfoot Tiki Mug

    Bigfoot Tiki Mug

    $15.95

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    • 5-3/4" tall ceramic mug
    • Holds 19 fl. oz.
    • Totally looks like Bigfoot
    • Bigfoot is hard to find, easy to love
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  5. Yeti Tiki Mug

    Yeti Tiki Mug

    $15.95

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    • 5-3/4" tall ceramic mug
    • Holds 19 fl. oz.
    • Looks like Bigfoot's cold cousin, the Yeti
    • Limited edition of 600! An Archie McPhee exclusive
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  6. Dashboard Cat Buddha

    Dashboard Cat Buddha

    $6.00

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    • 5" tall with adhesive base
    • Cat-headed Buddhist monk made of hard vinyl
    • Mounted on metal spring for wiggling action
    • Especially meditative in sunbeams
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  7. Finger Hands

    Finger Hands

    $4.95

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    • Set of five vinyl finger puppets
    • Each is 2-3/4" tall
    • Tiny right hand
    • Makes giving a high 25 possible
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  8. Illuminati Air Freshener

    Illuminati Air Freshener

    $3.50

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    • 3" tall air freshener
    • Logo of the Illuminati
    • Strikes fear in hearts of other drivers
    • Makes car smell like musky old power
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  9. Sugar Skull Air Freshener

    Sugar Skull Air Freshener

    $3.50

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    • 4-1/2" tall
    • Two-sided sugar skull design
    • Glows in the dark
    • Makes your Prius more mysterious
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  10. Bigfoot Lunchbox

    Bigfoot Lunchbox

    $13.00

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    • 8" x 7" x 4" metal lunchbox
    • Plastic handle & vinyl dangle
    • Decorated with Bigfoot and Bigfoot facts
    • Perfect for lunches or Bigfoot evidence
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  11. Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

    Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

    $2.00

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    • Fresh-scented air freshener
    • 4-1/4" tall & made of thick paper
    • Includes string for hanging
    • Smells better than an actual squirrel's underpants
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  12. Existential Coloring Book front

    Existential Coloring Book

    $7.50

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    • 24 page coloring and activity book
    • 8" x 10-1/4"
    • Color examples of the unfathomable nature of reality
    • Not for kids, unless they're smart and weird
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  13. Schadenfreude Mints

    Schadenfreude Mints

    $2.95

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    • 0.7 oz. of candy
    • Minimalist 2-3/4" x 1-5/8" x 1/2" tin
    • A true celebration of failure (not yours)
    • Tastes like other people's misery (minty!)
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  14. Modest Urn

    Modest Urn

    $9.50

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    • Metal urn
    • 5" tall, 4" diameter
    • Comes with stickers and reusable eulogy
    • Modestly priced receptacle
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  15. Dress-Up Bigfoot

    Dress-Up Bigfoot

    $14.95

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    • 16" tall laminated cardboard Bigfoot
    • 28 pieces of vinyl cling clothing
    • Dress Bigfoot according to your whim
    • Clothing reusable so you can dress him again and again
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  16. Bigfoot Bandages

    Bigfoot Bandages

    $5.00

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    • Ten 3" x 1-1/2" sterile bandages
    • 3-3/4" tall metal tin
    • Includes a free prize
    • Oversized bandages for big (foot) boo-boos
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  17. Edgar Allan Poe Tattoos

    Edgar Allan Poe Tattoos

    $7.00

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    • Temporary tattoos inspired by Edgar Allan Poe
    • 33 different images
    • Comes in a beautiful tin
    • Look especially good on the pallid skin of the near-dead
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  18. Santaur Ornament

    Santaur Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 6" tall glass Santaur
    • Half-horse, half-Santa
    • Might be disturbing. Probably awesome
    • Includes string for hanging
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  19. Blinky Doll-Eyes Glasses

    Blinky Doll Eyes Glasses

    $7.95

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    • Quality plastic frames fit most adult heads
    • Looks like doll eyes that blink as you tilt your head
    • Limits vision; Don't drive while wearing
    • Not creepy at all
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  20. Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

    Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

    $15.00

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    • Vinyl 6-1/2" x 10" hollow horse head
    • Makes feasting squirrels look they're wearing a Creepy Horse Mask
    • Hang feeder with string (not included)
    • Takes arrogant squirrels down a peg
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