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  1. Winner of the World's Best Cat Trophy

    World's Best Cat Trophy

    $9.95

    And the award for best cat goes to...

    • Ceramic trophy for best cat
    • 5" tall
    • Reusable
    • Not endorsed by the Cat-cademy Awards
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  2. Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

    Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

    $15.00

    This time it's a squirrel of a different color

    • Vinyl 6-1/2" x 10" hollow horse head
    • Makes feasting squirrels look they're wearing a Creepy Horse Mask
    • Hang feeder with string (not included)
    • Takes arrogant squirrels down a peg
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  3. Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

    Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

    $14.95

    Everybody knows a Crazy Cat Lady

    • 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl
    • Comes with six cats
    • Wears robe, pajamas and slippers
    • Great gift for any cat fancier
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  4. Bigfoot Action Figure

    Bigfoot Action Figure

    $14.95

    The hippy of the cryptozoological world

    • Action figure of Bigfoot
    • Made of hard vinyl, 7-1/4" tall
    • Comes in a box with a serene forest backdrop
    • Just the action figure you've been in search of...
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  5. Horse Hooves on hands

    Horse Hooves

    $34.95

    You can look just like your favorite rapper, 50 Centaur

    • Two 14" long latex horse hooves
    • Slip over your hands like gloves
    • Fits most adults
    • Pairs well with the Horse Mask
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  6. Bacon Body Wash

    Bacon Body Wash

    $5.00

    Smell like bacon in every nook and cranny

    • Body wash that smells like bacon
    • 5 oz. bottle of liquid soap
    • Like washing with breakfast
    • Drives dogs crazy
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  7. William Shakespeare Air Freshener

    William Shakespeare Air Freshener

    $3.50

    Who art so lovely fair and smell'st so sweet? Tis me

    • Smells like "Shakespearmint"
    • Decorated with the image of Shakespeare
    • 4" tall air freshener with string for hanging
    • Improves odors in iambic pentameter
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  8. Instant Audience

    Instant Audience

    $9.00

    Puts an audience in the palm of your hand

    • Electronic sound maker
    • Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
    • Applause, crickets, rimshot and booing
    • Batteries included
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  9. Giant Lobster Claws

    Giant Lobster Claws

    $34.95

    Become a lobster superhero and take the law into your own claws

    • Set of two latex lobster claws
    • Each is 14-1/2" long
    • Do not dip in butter, no matter how tempting
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  10. Sizzling Bacon Candy

    Sizzling Bacon Candy

    $3.00

    Finally something that tastes and SOUNDS like bacon

    • Bacon-flavored carbonated candy
    • Two .34 oz. packets in each box
    • Turns tongue into frying pan
    • Your pop will love it, because he rocks!
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  11. Meat Parade Lunchbox

    Meat Parade Lunchbox

    $13.00

    Hungry? It's time for the Meat Parade

    • 8" x 7" x 4" metal lunchbox
    • Plastic handle & vinyl dangle
    • Decorated with the Meat Parade
    • Won't carry tofu
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  12. Super Sale Sucker Set

    Super Sale Sucker Set

    Regular Price: $104.00

    Special Price: $9.99

    A smorgasbord of sale-priced suckers

    • 4 different suckers
    • Fish head, butter, penny & underpants
    • Like some kind of candy-coated dream
    • Unbelievably good price
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  13. Gravy Candy

    Gravy Candy

    $5.95

    Gravy makes everything better, including candy

    • Candy that tastes like gravy
    • Comes in a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" tin
    • You get 2.5 oz. of candy
    • Does not come with mashed potato candy
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  14. Shakespearean Insult Bandages

    Shakespearean Insult Bandages

    $5.00

    Add Elizabethan insult to injury

    • 15 3" x 1" latex-free bandages
    • Come in a collectible tin
    • Decorated with Shakespeare & his insults
    • Perfect for curs & wretches
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  15. Pigeon Mask in the city

    Pigeon Mask

    $29.95

    A bird on the head is worth two in the bush

    • Mask mask makes you look like a pigeon
    • Made of latex
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Good excuse to hang out on a statue
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  16. Savory Bacon Sticks

    Savory Bacon Sticks

    $3.00

    The flavor of bacon without the greasy fingers

    • Bacon-flavored snack sticks
    • Look like pocky sticks
    • Yummy!
    • Free temporary tattoo
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  17. Pencil Eraser Hats

    Pencil Eraser Hats

    $3.50

    Excuse me sir, but that is a dapper writing utensil

    • Set of 4 eraser hats
    • Range from 1/2" to 1" in size
    • Top hat, bowler, homburg & fedora
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  18. Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

    Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

    $5.00

    Cats love it!

    • 5-1/2" long, made of vinyl
    • Four-point elastic strap system
    • Makes your dreams come true
    • Cats love it!
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  19. Abraham Lincoln Bandages

    Abraham Lincoln Bandages

    $5.00

    He will heal your wound as he healed a nation

    • Twenty 3" x 3/4" bandages with Abraham Lincoln
    • Come in a reusable tin
    • Bandages are latex free
    • FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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  20. Bigfoot Air Freshener

    Bigfoot Air Freshener

    $2.00

    Smells way better than the actual bigfoot

    • Air freshener that smells like pine
    • It's 5" long & made of thick paper
    • Includes string for hanging
    • Real bigfoot smells like cheese, socks & mildew
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