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Big Googly Eyes
$5.00An M googly eye for the space between S and L
- One pair of 3" Googly Eyes
- Adhesive back
- The "just right" size
- Fun comes in medium packages too
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Shakespearean Insult Bandages
$5.00Add Elizabethan insult to injury
- 15 3" x 1" latex-free bandages
- Come in a collectible tin
- Decorated with Shakespeare & his insults
- Perfect for curs & wretches
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Tattoupees
$7.00It's the hat tat for the adventurous baldy
- Set of temporary tattoos for bald heads
- 35 tattoos on four sheets
- Comes in a 5" x 5-1/2" collectible tin
- Worth buying just for the name
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Googly Eyes Glasses
$8.00Finally, real googly eyes for real people
- Makes it look like you have googly eyes
- Pupils move when you shake your head
- You can see through them
- Don't drive or throw knives while wearing these
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Pigeon Mask
$29.95A bird on the head is worth two in the bush
- Mask mask makes you look like a pigeon
- Made of latex
- Fits most adult heads
- Good excuse to hang out on a statue
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Googly Eyes Drink Markers
$4.50Pop off the top of his head and drink him down
- Set of 4 assorted drink markers
- Has real googly eyes embedded
- Personifies your drink
- The more you drink, the funnier they are
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Googly Eye Push Pins
$5.00Your office supplies won't stop staring at me
- 25 push pins
- Each has a real googly eye on top
- Holds things to other things
- Personifies memos
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Savory Bacon Sticks
$3.00The flavor of bacon without the greasy fingers
- Bacon-flavored snack sticks
- Look like pocky sticks
- Yummy!
- Free temporary tattoo
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Pencil Eraser Hats
$3.50Excuse me sir, but that is a dapper writing utensil
- Set of 4 eraser hats
- Range from 1/2" to 1" in size
- Top hat, bowler, homburg & fedora
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Jane Austen Bandages
$5.00From Pride and Prejudice to Bandages and Boo-boos
- 15 bandages with image & quotes
- Includes a dashing reusable tin
- Bandages are latex-free
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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I Love You Toast Stamper
$3.00I think my breakfast is flirting with me
- Allows toast to express its feelings
- 3-3/4" x 3" plastic stamper
- Says, "I (heart) you"
- Stamp before toasting
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
$5.00Cats love it!
- 5-1/2" long, made of vinyl
- Four-point elastic strap system
- Makes your dreams come true
- Cats love it!
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Edgar Allan Poe Lunchbox
$13.00The dark side of the midday meal
- 8" x 7" x 4" metal lunchbox
- Plastic handle & vinyl dangle
- Includes iconic Poe imagery
- Perfect for a "Poe"-boy sandwich
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Big Head Squirrel Feeder
$15.00Humiliate and feed squirrels at the same time
- Vinyl 5-1/2" x 8" hollow squirrel head
- Makes feasting squirrels look goofy
- Hang feeder with string (not included)
- Takes arrogant squirrels down a peg
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Mini Crime Scene Tape
$4.50If there has been a miniature murder
- Tape that looks like crime scene tape
- 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape
- Comes in plastic dispenser
- Perfect passive-aggressive way to point out mistakes
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Abraham Lincoln Bandages
$5.00He will heal your wound as he healed a nation
- Twenty 3" x 3/4" bandages with Abraham Lincoln
- Come in a reusable tin
- Bandages are latex free
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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Affirmation Bandages
$5.00Turn your boo boo into a yay yay
- Twenty 3" x 3/4" bandages with affirmations
- Come in a reusable tin
- Bandages are latex free
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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TV Dinner Gumballs
$3.50The perfect gum to chew during a Brady Bunch marathon
- Over twenty gumballs in a collectible
- Three flavors - beef, corn and apple cobbler
- Brings back memories of TV past
- If not, ask your dad about TV dinners
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Giant Googly Eyes
$7.00Big googly eyes for when you need to personify big things
- 1 pair of 7" diameter googly eyes
- Adhesive back for easy attachment
- Add life to forklifts, dumpsters & yachts
- I always feel like that sofa's watchin' me
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Bigfoot Air Freshener
$2.00Smells way better than the actual bigfoot
- Air freshener that smells like pine
- It's 5" long & made of thick paper
- Includes string for hanging
- Real bigfoot smells like cheese, socks & mildew
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