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Sunrise in Meatopia Puzzle
$9.95This surreal jigsaw puzzle is a carnivore’s dream and a vegetarian’s nightmare
- 14" x 18", 500 piece jigsaw puzzle
- Features pastoral wonderland made entirely of meat
- Includes 48 piece bonus mystery puzzle
- Assembling this puzzle may cause meat cravings
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Bacon Tuxedo Puzzle
$9.95At last you can combine your love of bacon, formal wear and puzzle-solving
- 14" x 18", 500 piece jigsaw puzzle
- Features dashing man wearing bacon tux and posing with date
- Includes 48 piece bonus mystery puzzle
- Meaty, stylish fun for the whole family
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Bacon Lip Balm
$2.95Prevent chapped lips with the mouthwatering flavor of bacon
- 2-1/2" long tube, twist bottom dispenser
- Soothing lip balm
- Succulent bacon flavor
- Keeps lips moist and meaty
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Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Board Game
$19.95The most mouthwatering meat-centric board game ever created
- Gameboard, spinner, four game pieces, stands, and twenty-four game cards
- Race through Meatland to the frying pan
- Alternate rules turn game into gluttonous feast
- Marvelous meaty fun for the whole family
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Inflatable Turkey
$11.95The beauty of a roast turkey without any time in the kitchen
- 16" long vinyl roast turkey
- Comes deflated in 4-1/4" x 2-7/8" x 2-7/8" tin
- Looks good enough to eat
- Also fun at the beach or in the pool
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Mr. Bacon T-Shirt
$11.95Mr. Bacon announces the new location of the Archie McPhee Store
- 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend, white
- Screen printed Mr. Bacon character
- Archie McPhee logo, “An Attraction Without a Parallel”
- Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
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Bacon Soap
$5.95Don't be a pig, wash with Bacon Soap
- Beautifully marbled bar of soap
- 3-3/4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" fancy tin
- Enticing fried bacon aroma
- No greasy residue
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Breakfast Floss
$5.95Who needs breakfast when you’ve got Breakfast Floss?
- Three 1-1/2" tall plastic dispensers
- Each contains 12 yards of waxed floss
- Coffee, waffle and bacon flavors
- Dental hygiene that starts the day off right
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Bacon Gumballs
$3.50Enjoy the taste of bacon anytime with Bacon Gumballs
- Twenty-two bacon-flavored gumballs
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin
- Indulge bacon cravings without eating bacon
- Dare your friends to try Bacon Gumballs
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Bacon Floss
$4.95Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon!
- 2-1/2" tall, plastic dispenser
- 27.3 yards of waxed floss
- Great bacon flavor
- A must for any proud carnivore
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Bacon Beans
$5.95Now you can eat bacon for dessert!
- Sixty grams of bacon-flavored jelly beans
- 6-1/2" x 1-1/2" x 1" bacon-shaped tin
- A meaty treat that contains no meat
- No greasy fingers
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Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu
$9.95Who will win the fierce showdown between meat and soy?
- 5-5/8" tall, bendable Mr. Bacon
- 3-3/8" tall, bendable Monsieur Tofu
- Only one can remain at the top of the food chain!
- Great gift for vegetarians and carnivores
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Bacon Flavored Toothpicks
$2.50The secret of good oral hygiene is bacon!
- Eighty toothpicks in each 3" x 1-1/4" x 1/2" tin
- Good oral hygiene with a smoky bacon bonus
- Perfect after any pig-out
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Bacon Mints
$2.50The smoky taste of bacon with just a hint of mint
- Contains about one hundred mints
- 2-1/3" x 1/2" collectible metal tin
- Smells & tastes like bacon
- A must-have for carnivores with bad breath
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Bacon Wallet
$11.95Every time you pay for something, you'll wish you could eat your Bacon Wallet
- 4-1/4" x 3-3/4" faux leather bi-fold wallet
- Sleek yet meaty
- Plenty of pockets for cash & cards
- Great for bringing home the bacon (sorry)
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Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon
$4.95Now you can have bacon for dessert!
- Four 20 g slices of gummy bacon
- Tastes like strawberries
- Realistic marbling
- Does NOT taste like bacon
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Bacon Bandages
$5.00Discover the healing power of bacon!
- Fifteen 3" x 1" bacony bandages
- 3-3/4" tall metal tin
- Includes a free prize
- Perfect for cuts, scrapes or grease burns
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Bacon Air Freshener
$2.00Fill any space with the sizzling scent of bacon
- Looks & smells like smoky bacon
- 4" tall, string for hanging
- A great gift for any proud carnivore
- May cause sudden craving for a BLT
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