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Hot Dog Ear Buds
$12.95Listen to your meat
- One pair of Hot Dog Ear Buds
- 3.5 mm jack compatible with iPhone
- These red hot audio accessories are a real wiener
- You haven't heard music until you've heard it through meat
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Bacon Frosting
$5.00Bacon makes everything better, even frosting
- A 5" tall x 2" wide tube of bacon-flavored frosting
- Comes with 2.1 oz. of frosting
- Write on or decorate baked goods
- Add a slice of real bacon on top to make it even better
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Bacon Ornament
$6.51The perfect ornament to prove your love of bacon
- A big ol' glitter bacon ornament
- 4-1/2" long and made of plastic
- Comes with string for hanging
- Hang it anywhere to show your bacon pride
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Bacon Candy
$5.95Old fashioned candy with a tasty difference
- Candy that tastes like smokey bacon
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" illustrated tin
- Sugar candy comes individually wrapped
- Does not look out of place in a crystal candy dish
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Bacon Toothpick Dispenser
$6.02How tough, bacon-loving dudes dispense their toothpicks
- Press the button & dispense a toothpick
- Plastic dispenser is 3-3/8" tall
- Includes 80 toothpicks that taste like bacon
- Clean bacon from your teeth with no flavor loss
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Bacon Candy Canes
$4.74Merry Christmas, have some meat candy
- Set of six red & white candy canes
- 5-1/4" tall bacon-flavored candy canes
- Makes the holidays even better
- Sneak one in with regular candy canes
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Bacon Gift Wrap
$4.03There better be bacon in that box
- Two sheets of 20" x 30" wrapping paper
- Thick paper, not that cheap stuff
- Looks like an infinite plain of bacon
- Bacon makes everything better, even gifts
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Bacon Collection
$39.95The Bacon Collection is the ultimate gift for bacon lovers
- The best of our bacon products crammed into one box
- An aromatic baconstravaganza!
- Over $40 in bacon stuff for less than $40
- Sure to please any proud carnivore
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Bacon Lollipop
$3.95There's a bacon sucker born every minute
- 4" wide, sugary lollipop
- Bacon-flavored
- Comes with stick to avoid sticky fingers
- Mr. Bacon approved
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Foie Gras Bubble Gum
$3.50Foie Gras is the liver from geese! Umm... Yum?
- Tastes like fancy goose liver
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin features a nervous goose
- Pairs well with burgundy
- Cruelty free, unless you trick someone into eating them
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Bacon Toothpaste
$5.00The toothpaste that makes your breath bacon fresh
- 2.5 oz. of toothpaste in illustrated tube
- Smoky bacon flavor
- Practice oral hygiene, satisfy cured meat cravings
- Easier than brushing with real bacon
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Mr. Bacon Air Freshener
$2.00Mr. Bacon wants to make your car smell like a pungent pan of fried bacon
- 3-3/4" tall air freshener with string for hanging
- Smells like sizzling, smoky bacon
- Features Mr. Bacon, anthropomorphic bacon character
- Essential automotive accessory for bacon lovers
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Mr. Bacon Jumbo Magnet
$7.95Bacon in the fridge, bacon on the fridge
- 15" tall Mr. Bacon magnet
- Perfect for a meat lover's fridge
- Do not leave in direct sunlight
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Roast Beef Bubble Gum
$3.50Don’t wait for dinner to enjoy the mouthwatering flavor of roast beef
- Over twenty roast beef-flavored gumballs
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" illustrated tin
- Perfect between-meal treat for hungry carnivores
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Thanksgiving Gumballs
$3.50Enjoy the flavors of a festive holiday feast anytime with Thanksgiving Gumballs
- Over twenty delicious gumballs
- Turkey, cranberry & pumpkin pie flavors
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" illustrated tin
- Enthusiastically approved by pilgrims
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Bubble Gum Franks & Beans
$4.95The look of savory franks and beans with the sweet taste of bubble gum
- Bubble gum shaped like franks and beans
- Round 3" tall illustrated tin
- Just like grandma’s minus the actual meat and beans
- Sweet treat looks like meat and veg
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Bacon Platter
$19.50Serve up your next heaping helping of bacon on this fancy Bacon Platter
- 10-1/4" x 6" ceramic platter
- Surface marbled like strips of bacon
- Sloped sides collect grease, keeps tables tidy
- Perfect hostess or housewarming gift
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Inflatable Meatloaf
$11.95The Inflatable Meatloaf is a fake meat masterpiece
- 8-1/2" x 5" x 4-1/2" realistic vinyl meatloaf
- Comes deflated in illustrated 4-1/4" x 2-7/8" x 1-7/8" tin
- Looks good enough to eat (inedible, do not eat)
- Also functions as emergency pillow
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Bendable Mr. Bacon
$3.95You love bacon and Mr. Bacon loves you
- 5-5/8" tall, soft vinyl Mr. Bacon figure
- Anthropomorphic bacon strip with bendable arms and legs
- Makes great mascot for work or travel
- Essential for bacon lovers
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Corn Dog T Shirt
$11.95If you love corn dogs then this is the t-shirt for you
- 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend, blue
- Screen printed Carlton the Corn Dog image
- The world’s only anthropomorphic cannibal corn dog
- Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
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