My Cart (0)

Bacon

Bacon Collection

Grid List

Set Ascending Direction  

Items 1-20 of 63

Page:
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4
  1. Bacon Storage Box

    Bacon Storage Box

    $8.95

    The perfect box for storing meaty secrets

    • Thick cardboard box
    • Looks like it's made of bacon
    • Box is 7" x 5" x 1-1/2"
    • Magnetic lid holds it shut
    • Read More
    Learn More
  2. Happy Pig Mask

    Happy Pig Mask

    $29.95

    Let the neighbors see you barbecuing in this

    • Latex mask that looks like a happy pig
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Carnivores, this is great for scaring vegetarians
    • Vegetarians, this is great for scaring carnivores
    • Read More
    Learn More
  3. Bacon Body Wash

    Bacon Body Wash

    $5.00

    Smell like bacon in every nook and cranny

    • Body wash that smells like bacon
    • 5 oz. bottle of liquid soap
    • Like washing with breakfast
    • Drives dogs crazy
    • Read More.
    Learn More
  4. Bacon Scented Mustache

    Bacon Scented Mustache

    $4.00

    The manliest fake mustache ever

    • Fake mustache that smells like bacon
    • Remove back to reveal adhesive
    • Fits most adult faces
    • Masculine! Really masculine...
    • Read More
    Learn More
  5. Meat Parade Vinyl Single and Lunchbox Combo

    Meat Parade Vinyl Single and Lunchbox Combo

    Regular Price: $21.95

    Special Price: $20.00

    Bring me your meat pies! Bring your sausage! Let them take part in the Meat Parade

    • Exclusive vinyl 45 with metal lunchbox
    • Has two meaty songs
    • Vinyl is beautifully marbled
    • Collector alert! Only 1000 records produced
    • Read More
    Learn More
  6. Meat Parade Vinyl Single

    Meat Parade Vinyl Single

    $8.95

    Bring me your meat pies! Bring your sausage! Let them take part in the Meat Parade

    • Exclusive vinyl 45
    • Has two meaty songs
    • Vinyl is beautifully marbled
    • Collector alert! Only 1000 produced
    • Read More
    Learn More
  7. Gravy Candy Canes

    Gravy Candy Canes

    $4.74

    Tastes like grandma's secret recipe, only candy and shaped like a hook

    • Set of six brown & white candy canes
    • 5-1/4" tall gravy-flavored candy canes
    • Gravy makes everything better, even Christmas
    • Sneak one in with regular candy canes
    • Read More
    Learn More
  8. Sizzling Bacon Candy

    Sizzling Bacon Candy

    $3.00

    Finally something that tastes and SOUNDS like bacon

    • Bacon-flavored carbonated candy
    • Two .34 oz. packets in each box
    • Turns tongue into frying pan
    • Your pop will love it, because he rocks!
    • Read More
    Learn More
  9. Meat Parade Lunchbox

    Meat Parade Lunchbox

    $13.00

    Hungry? It's time for the Meat Parade

    • 8" x 7" x 4" metal lunchbox
    • Plastic handle & vinyl dangle
    • Decorated with the Meat Parade
    • Won't carry tofu
    • Read More
    Learn More
  10. Meat Parade Wrapping Paper Book

    Meat Parade Wrapping Paper Book

    $15.95

    Less smelly than wrapping gifts in actual meat

    • 12 sheets of 27" x 18" gift wrap
    • Each decorated with meaty goodness
    • Sheets come folded in book, perforated for easy removal
    • Join the Meat Parade
    • Read More
    Learn More
  11. Gravy Candy

    Gravy Candy

    $5.95

    Gravy makes everything better, including candy

    • Candy that tastes like gravy
    • Comes in a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" tin
    • You get 2.5 oz. of candy
    • Does not come with mashed potato candy
    • Read More
    Learn More
  12. Savory Bacon Sticks

    Savory Bacon Sticks

    $3.00

    The flavor of bacon without the greasy fingers

    • Bacon-flavored snack sticks
    • Look like pocky sticks
    • Yummy!
    • Free temporary tattoo
    • Read More
    Learn More
  13. Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

    Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

    $5.00

    Big bacon flavor in a colossal candy cane

    • 10-1/4" tall candy cane
    • Tastes like bacon
    • Festive symbol of bacon supremacy
    • Not to be used to club baby seals
    • Read More
    Learn More
  14. BBQ Pig Condiment Bottle

    BBQ Pig Condiment Bottle

    $6.00

    This little piggy wants to be filled with delicious sauce

    • 7-1/2" tall pig-shaped sauce bottle
    • Made of plastic
    • Pig looks delicious & sinister
    • Keep on your table; sauce everything
    • Read More
    Learn More
  15. Bacon Stocking

    Bacon Stocking

    $12.00

    Gosh, your stocking looks delicious

    • 16" long felt stocking
    • Red & white marbled bacon
    • Includes vinyl Mr. Bacon Dangle
    • Maybe don't fill it with actual bacon
    • Read More
    Learn More
  16. Bacon Gift Bag

    Bacon Gift Bag

    $4.00

    Until they can make a bag of actual bacon, this will do

    • 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
    • Thick string handle & Mr. Bacon card
    • Photo of an endless field of bacon
    • Should be filled with pork products
    • Read More
    Learn More
  17. Ceramic Piggy Spoon Rest

    Ceramic Piggy Spoon Rest

    $9.50

    Keep the swill off your counter

    • 7-1/2" x 4-1/2" ceramic spoon rest
    • Wipes clean easily
    • Gives spoons a place to hang out
    • Won't judge you if you cook bacon
    • Read More
    Learn More
  18. Ceramic Bacon Spoon Rest

    Ceramic Bacon Spoon Rest

    $8.00

    Keep your counter clean with the awesome power of bacon

    • 3-1/2" x 10", ceramic spoon rest
    • Wipes clean easily
    • Prevents spatter from spoons and spatulas
    • Makes brunch better (and tidier)
    • Read More
    Learn More
  19. Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler

    Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler

    $8.00

    Slicey thinks he's delicious and wants to share

    • 6-1/2" tall vinyl wiggler
    • Slices while you drive
    • Based on a French Poster
    • Deliciously Disturbing
    • Read More
    Learn More
  20. Mr. Bacon Metal Serving Tray

    Mr. Bacon Metal Serving Tray

    $11.00

    You can put what you want on it, but we suggest bacon

    • 11-3/4" diameter metal tray
    • Decorated with a friendly, waving Mr. Bacon
    • Raised edges to hold in the delicious bacon grease
    • Read More
    Learn More

Grid List

Set Ascending Direction  

Items 1-20 of 63

Page:
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4