Don't be a pig, wash with Bacon Soap
How did Bacon Soap come to be? You see, our bacon laboratory is full of bacon scientists who are always working to bring you the latest in bacon technology. This product has them in a real lather. We've taken bacon out of the kitchen and brought it into the bathroom. That’s right, we captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon and used science to put it in a bar of soap! Each beautifully marbled bar has the words “Bacon Soap” embossed on the top and comes in a fancy tin. Meat scented personal hygiene products are the wave of the future, don't get left behind.
Warning: For some reason washing with this soap makes you irresistible to dogs.