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Zombies & Monsters

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  1. Bigfoot Air Freshener

    Bigfoot Air Freshener

    $2.00

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    • Air freshener that smells like pine
    • It's 5" long & made of thick paper
    • Includes string for hanging
    • Real bigfoot smells like cheese, socks & mildew
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  2. Dashboard Monster

    Dashboard Monster

    $8.00

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    • 4-3/4" tall vinyl monster
    • Adhesive base for easy placement
    • Seven springs so every eye jiggles
    • Keep your eyes on the road, not the monster
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  3. Zombie Sleep Mask

    Zombie Sleep Mask

    $4.53

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    • Comfy polyester mask with cotton back
    • Elastic band holds firmly in place while you sleep
    • You'll look like a zombie, so you'll sleep in peace
    • Fits most adults
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  4. Eyeball Lunch Bag

    Eyeball Lunch Bag

    $16.00

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    • Nylon bag is 9" diameter x 3" deep
    • Insulated, perfect for lunches
    • Eye chart dangle is adorable
    • People will stare, and so will the bag
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  5. Scalp Squid Head Massager

    Scalp Squid Head Massager

    $4.04

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    • 7-1/4" x 3-1/2", hard vinyl
    • Rub on your head for stress relief
    • Massages head better than an actual squid
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  6. Inflatable Tentacle Arm

    Inflatable Tentacle Arm

    $12.00

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    • One vinyl inflatable tentacle
    • Tentacle is 3' long x 7" diameter when inflated
    • Better than a normal arm
    • Great addition to any costume
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  7. Ear Worms Ear Buds in Box

    Ear Worms Ear Buds

    $12.95

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    • One pair of Ear Worm Ear Buds
    • 3.5 mm jack compatible with iPhone
    • Pretend your head is an apple
    • A catchy song is an ear worm
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  8. Wallingford Beast Bag

    Wallingford Beast Bag

    $4.95

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    • 16-1/2" x 13" x 5-3/4" black faux canvas bag
    • Decorated with creepy Wallingford Beast graphic
    • Shop smart and show the world you faced the beast
    • Also makes a great gift bag
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  9. Hungry Squid Bag

    Hungry Squid Bag

    $7.05

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    • 16-1/2" x 18" x 3-3/4" reusable bag
    • Made with rayon created from renewable bamboo
    • Features a squid using chopsticks to eat a diver
    • Take it to the fish market
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  10. Cthulhu Charm

    Cthulhu Charm

    $3.00

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    • Tiny Cthulhu button with clip
    • Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
    • Adorable interdimensional horror
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  11. Dashboard Zombie

    Dashboard Zombie

    $7.52

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    • 5-1/2" shambling, hard vinyl zombie
    • Spring loaded neck and arms
    • Adhesive base for easy attachment
    • May eat the brains of that guy that cut you off
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  12. Cthulhu Christmas Sweater

    Cthulhu Christmas Sweater

    $40.00

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    • A horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
    • One size that fits no one well
    • Christmas & Cthulhu together for the first time
    • Limited quantity SOLD OUT!
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  13. Wallingford Beast T-Shirt

    Wallingford Beast T-Shirt

    $11.95

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  14. Panic Button

    Panic Button

    $12.03

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    • A big button that releases a blood curdling scream
    • 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic case
    • Says, "Panic", on the button
    • Batteries not included
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  15. Tentacle Mustache

    Tentacle Mustache

    $5.00

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    • 5-3/4" wide vinyl mustache
    • Attaches to nose with gentle clip
    • Looks like you have an octopus in your nostril
    • This is what undersea Geraldo Rivera would look like
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  16. Finger Tentacles

    Finger Tentacles

    $9.95

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    • 7" long, pink & red
    • Set of 5, soft & rubbery like calamari
    • Tentacular costume accessory
    • Ideal for cephalopod enthusiasts & H.P. Lovecraft fans
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  17. Zombie Lincoln Oil Painting

    Zombie Lincoln Oil Painting

    $38.95

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    • Hand-painted canvas oil painting
    • Zombie Abraham Lincoln, gruesome yet dignified
    • 11" x 13" gold colored frame
    • Makes a great housewarming gift
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  18. Heart Gelatin Mold

    Heart Gelatin Mold

    $5.95

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    • 6" x 6-1/4" x 2-1/8" red plastic mold
    • Shaped like anatomical human heart
    • Perfect for lovebirds, med school students and aspiring cannibals
    • Recipes included
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  19. Emergency Inflatable Brain

    Emergency Inflatable Brain

    $6.95

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    • 6" x 4" x 3-1/2" vinyl human brain
    • Comes deflated in 3-3/4" x 2-5/8" x 1" illustrated tin
    • Great gift for ditsy person or forgetful friends
    • Throw as decoy to distract zombies (success not guaranteed)
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  20. Super Awesome Trading Cards

    Super Awesome Trading Cards

    $2.50

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