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Inflatable Tentacle Arm
$12.00Tired of your plain old human arm, how about a tentacle?
- One vinyl inflatable tentacle
- Tentacle is 3' long x 7" diameter when inflated
- Better than a normal arm
- Great addition to any costume
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Ear Worms Ear Buds
$12.95Help the music worm its way in
- One pair of Ear Worm Ear Buds
- 3.5 mm jack compatible with iPhone
- Pretend your head is an apple
- A catchy song is an ear worm
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Wallingford Beast Bag
$4.95Reduce your carbon footprint while shopping with flair
- 16-1/2" x 13" x 5-3/4" black faux canvas bag
- Decorated with creepy Wallingford Beast graphic
- Shop smart and show the world you faced the beast
- Also makes a great gift bag
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Hungry Squid Bag
$7.05This calamari bites back
- 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made with rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Features a squid using chopsticks to eat a diver
- Take it to the fish market
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Cthulhu Charm
$3.00I think your zipper dangle just ate my soul
- Tiny Cthulhu button with clip
- Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
- Adorable interdimensional horror
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Cthulhu Tentacles
$9.95Wear tentacles on your fingers and commune with the Great Old Ones
- 7" long, soft rubber, green
- Set of 5, pretend your hand is Cthulhu
- Archie McPhee only item, limited quantities available
- Perfect for cephalopod enthusiasts and H.P. Lovecraft fans
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Dashboard Zombie
$7.52You know the walking dead? This is the driving dead
- 5-1/2" shambling, hard vinyl zombie
- Spring loaded neck and arms
- Adhesive base for easy attachment
- May eat the brains of that guy that cut you off
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Cthulhu Christmas Sweater
$40.00You better watch out, you better not cry, the dark one is coming to town
- A horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
- One size that fits no one well
- Christmas & Cthulhu together for the first time
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Panic Button
$12.03When things get overwhelming, press the button
- A big button that releases a blood curdling scream
- 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic case
- Says, "Panic", on the button
- Batteries not included
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Tentacle Mustache
$5.00What do you get when you cross a gentleman with a squid?
- 5-3/4" wide vinyl mustache
- Attaches to nose with gentle clip
- Looks like you have an octopus in your nostril
- This is what undersea Geraldo Rivera would look like
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Brain Pop
$2.95The sour cerebellum that tickles your taste buds
- 1-3/4" wide, sugary lollipop
- Sour apple flavor
- Comes with stick to avoid sticky fingers
- Great gift for zombies with a sweet tooth
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Finger Tentacles
$9.95Transform your fingers into wriggly, wiggly tentacles
- 7" long, pink & red
- Set of 5, soft & rubbery like calamari
- Tentacular costume accessory
- Ideal for cephalopod enthusiasts & H.P. Lovecraft fans
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Edgar Allan Poe Oil Painting
$38.95Liven up any wall with an Edgar Allan Poe Oil Painting
- Hand-painted canvas oil painting
- Features Edgar Allan Poe looking pale and dour
- 11" x 13" gold colored frame
- Makes a great housewarming gift
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Zombie Lincoln Oil Painting
$38.95Liven up any wall with a Zombie Lincoln Oil Painting
- Hand-painted canvas oil painting
- Zombie Abraham Lincoln, gruesome yet dignified
- 11" x 13" gold colored frame
- Makes a great housewarming gift
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Heart Gelatin Mold
$5.95Make a tasty gelatin mold after your own heart
- 6" x 6-1/4" x 2-1/8" red plastic mold
- Shaped like anatomical human heart
- Perfect for lovebirds, med school students and aspiring cannibals
- Recipes included
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Emergency Inflatable Brain
$6.95Keep this Emergency Brain with you at all times
- 6" x 4" x 3-1/2" vinyl human brain
- Comes deflated in 3-3/4" x 2-5/8" x 1" illustrated tin
- Great gift for ditsy person or forgetful friends
- Throw as decoy to distract zombies (success not guaranteed)
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Bigfoot Mints
$2.50Freshen your breath and summon a sasquatch
- 75 root beer-flavored mints (bigfoot’s favorite)
- 3" x 1-3/4" x 5/8" tin shaped like bigfoot’s footprint
- Use to attract bigfoot, make new friends
- Perfect for cryptozoology fans
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Zombie Juice Water Bottle
$11.95Smart zombies keep hydrated by carrying a Zombie Juice Water Bottle
- 8-3/4" tall, 17 oz. coated aluminum bottle with screw-on cap
- Fake label advertises Zombie Juice made from “Fresh Squeezed Brains!”
- Ideal for zombie walks
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Cthulhu Mints
$2.50You don't need a face full of tentacles to enjoy Cthulhu Mints
- 100 mints in 2-1/4" round illustrated tin
- Minty flavor strong enough for the Great Old Ones
- May not protect against cosmic horrors
- Essential for H.P. Lovecraft fans
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