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Wall Monsters Vinyl Decals
$12.00I guess they could also be ceiling monsters
- 8 vinyl removable decals
- 4 large 11" & 4 small 5-1/2"
- Snazzes up any room
- Jerks hate them
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Giant Glow in the Dark Googly Eyes
$7.50Personify anything, day or night
- 7" wide with easy-peel adhesive back
- Glows in the dark after exposure to light
- Like a watchful nightlight on your fridge
- Cast a ghostly pallor over your kitchen
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Inflatable Cthulhu Beard
$7.50Inflatable evil from another dimension
- Lightweight vinyl inflatable beard
- Fits most adult faces (9-1/2" long)
- Elastic bands loop over ears
- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Krampus Sweater
$42.50Let's not forget the naughty children this year
- Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
- One size that fits no one well
- The anti-Santa will punish the naughty
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Cthulhu Ornament
$7.50He who cannot be named would like to wish you a merry Christmas
- 4-3/4" horror from beneath the Pacific
- Made from a plasticized clay-dough
- Included loop of string for hanging
- Hard to explain to your relatives
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Krampus Stocking
$12.00The stocking for all the naughty kids in your house
- 16" long felt stocking
- Featuring Krampus, the anti-Santa
- Remains empty for bad boys & girls
- A great threat around Christmas
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Krampus Gift Wrap
$4.03You better watch out, you better not cry or Krampus will put you in a bag and hit you with a stick
- Two 20" x 30" sheets of quality paper
- Featuring Krampus, the anti-Santa
- For naughty kids & adults
- Add some scorn to gift giving
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Santa Monsters Gift Wrap
$4.03Santa Monsters want you to have a happy horror-days
- Two 20" x 30" sheets of quality paper
- Featuring monsters in Santa hats
- Creepy, but still holiday-appropriate
- Ho, ho, horror!
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Finger Monster Gift Wrap
$4.03You'll hope the present is as delightful as the gift wrap
- Two 20" x 30" sheets of quality paper
- Covered with colorful monsters
- Jaunty, whimsical, delightful, lighthearted
- Makes even grumpy people smile
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Finger Monster Gift Bag
$4.00These monsters are fun, colorful, and generous
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle; includes a card
- Featuring a bestselling product
- Cheerful as colorful monsters can be
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Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler
$7.50Mystic eye stares into your soul as you drive
- 4-1/2" tall with adhesive base
- Fez-clad eyeball made of hard vinyl
- Jiggles as you drive
- Makes your commute more mystical
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Edgar Allan Poe Lunchbox
$13.00The dark side of the midday meal
- 8" x 7" x 4" metal lunchbox
- Plastic handle & vinyl dangle
- Includes iconic Poe imagery
- Perfect for a "Poe"-boy sandwich
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Surprise Tattoos
$7.00My temporary tattoo is more interesting than your real tattoo
- Random assortment of 26 tattoos
- Comes in a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin
- Each assortment is different
- Cross your fingers that you get a blender
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Inflatable Cthulhu Arm
$12.00The inflatable arm Lovecraft would have loved
- One vinyl inflatable tentacle
- Tentacle is 3' long & 7" diameter when inflated
- Better than a normal arm
- Makes your arm unspeakably horrible
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Bigfoot Air Freshener
$2.00Smells way better than the actual bigfoot
- Air freshener that smells like pine
- It's 5" long & made of thick paper
- Includes string for hanging
- Real bigfoot smells like cheese, socks & mildew
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Dashboard Monster
$8.00Seven springs for extra jiggle action
- 4-3/4" tall vinyl monster
- Adhesive base for easy placement
- Seven springs so every eye jiggles
- Keep your eyes on the road, not the monster
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Zombie Sleep Mask
$4.53Sleep the sleep of the undead
- Comfy polyester mask with cotton back
- Elastic band holds firmly in place while you sleep
- You'll look like a zombie, so you'll sleep in peace
- Fits most adults
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Eyeball Lunch Bag
$16.00I think your lunch is staring at me
- Nylon bag is 9" diameter x 3" deep
- Insulated, perfect for lunches
- Eye chart dangle is adorable
- People will stare, and so will the bag
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Scalp Squid Head Massager
$4.04This squid has 5 tentacles to massage your head
- 7-1/4” x 3-1/2”, hard vinyl
- Rub on your head for stress relief
- Massages head better than an actual squid
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Bigfoot Welcome Mat
$15.00Let bigfoot know he's welcome any time
- Recycled plastic welcome mat featuring bigfoot
- 26" x 15-1/2", same size a bigfoot's foot
- Don't let bigfoot use your shower, he'll clog the drain
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