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  1. Underpants Sucker

    Underpants Sucker

    $3.50

    Underpants sucker isn't the insult it used to be

    • Mint-flavored Underpants Sucker
    • 2-3/4" x 1-1/2"
    • Sanitary
    • Name sounds like a John Waters film
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  2. Vinderpants

    Vinderpants

    $9.00

    No more naked bottles - Underpants for your wine

    • 95% cotton, 5% spandex underpants for wine
    • Fits most bottles
    • Hides the label of bad vintages
    • Makes your gift of wine memorable
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  3. Underpants Candy

    Underpants Candy

    $4.95

    The most delicious underpants you've ever eaten

    • Tiny candies shaped like undies
    • Tastes like tutti frutti
    • Eat my shorts, literally
    • Tutti-Frutti tighty-whities yummy in tummy
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  4. Underpants Bandages

    Underpants Bandages

    $5.00

    Keep your pain private with ouchie underpants

    • Twelve 2-1/2" x 1-1/4" underpants-shaped bandages
    • Come in a reusable tin
    • Latex free with sterile gauze
    • FREE PRIZE INSIDE! No more naked wounds
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  5. Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    $6.95

    Fresh underpants when YOU need them

    • Dispenses underpants like tissues
    • Comes in a 4" tall box
    • Contains 5 pairs of unisex underpants
    • Fits most adults
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  6. Instant Underpants

    Instant Underpants

    $3.50

    Need underpants in a hurry? Just add water!

    • 2-1/2" round tin holds pellet of disposable unisex underpants
    • Underpants expand when soaked in water
    • Fits most children and small adults
    • Better to have damp undies than no undies at all
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  7. Girl Squirrel Underpants

    Girl Squirrel Underpants

    $6.50

    Never let another day be spoiled by a naked squirrel

    • Tiny panties with 3" waist
    • 95% cotton, 5% spandex
    • Dainty undies safeguard lady squirrel modesty
    • Makes yards family friendly
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  8. Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants

    Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants

    $4.50

    Don’t let soiled underpants ruin your day!

    • One pair disposable unisex underpants
    • Comes in illustrated 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin
    • Be prepared for untimely underpants incidents
    • Look out for loved ones - perfect for care packages
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  9. Undercap

    Undercap

    $11.95

    The Undercap is underwear for your head

    • 95% cotton, 5% spandex cap with elastic waist/headband
    • Provides extra warmth and protection under hats
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Fashion statement and/or modesty protector
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  10. Handerpants

    Handerpants

    $11.95

    Underpants for your hands

    • 95% cotton, 5% spandex fingerless gloves
    • Look and feel like men’s briefs
    • Fits most adult hands
    • Warms hands and protects against chafing
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  11. Squirrel Underpants

    Squirrel Underpants

    $6.50

    Ask yourself, is this my backyard or a strip club?

    • A tiny pair of briefs sized for squirrels
    • 3" waist, 95% cotton & 5% spandex
    • Saves children from tiny streakers
    • Approved by the Society for Animal Decency
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