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Underpants Sucker
$3.50Underpants sucker isn't the insult it used to be
- Mint-flavored Underpants Sucker
- 2-3/4" x 1-1/2"
- Sanitary
- Name sounds like a John Waters film
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Vinderpants
$9.00No more naked bottles - Underpants for your wine
- 95% cotton, 5% spandex underpants for wine
- Fits most bottles
- Hides the label of bad vintages
- Makes your gift of wine memorable
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Underpants Candy
$4.95The most delicious underpants you've ever eaten
- Tiny candies shaped like undies
- Tastes like tutti frutti
- Eat my shorts, literally
- Tutti-Frutti tighty-whities yummy in tummy
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Underpants Bandages
$5.00Keep your pain private with ouchie underpants
- Twelve 2-1/2" x 1-1/4" underpants-shaped bandages
- Come in a reusable tin
- Latex free with sterile gauze
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE! No more naked wounds
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser
$6.95Fresh underpants when YOU need them
- Dispenses underpants like tissues
- Comes in a 4" tall box
- Contains 5 pairs of unisex underpants
- Fits most adults
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Instant Underpants
$3.50Need underpants in a hurry? Just add water!
- 2-1/2" round tin holds pellet of disposable unisex underpants
- Underpants expand when soaked in water
- Fits most children and small adults
- Better to have damp undies than no undies at all
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Girl Squirrel Underpants
$6.50Never let another day be spoiled by a naked squirrel
- Tiny panties with 3" waist
- 95% cotton, 5% spandex
- Dainty undies safeguard lady squirrel modesty
- Makes yards family friendly
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Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants
$4.50Don’t let soiled underpants ruin your day!
- One pair disposable unisex underpants
- Comes in illustrated 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin
- Be prepared for untimely underpants incidents
- Look out for loved ones - perfect for care packages
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Undercap
$11.95The Undercap is underwear for your head
- 95% cotton, 5% spandex cap with elastic waist/headband
- Provides extra warmth and protection under hats
- Fits most adult heads
- Fashion statement and/or modesty protector
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Handerpants
$11.95Underpants for your hands
- 95% cotton, 5% spandex fingerless gloves
- Look and feel like men’s briefs
- Fits most adult hands
- Warms hands and protects against chafing
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Squirrel Underpants
$6.50Ask yourself, is this my backyard or a strip club?
- A tiny pair of briefs sized for squirrels
- 3" waist, 95% cotton & 5% spandex
- Saves children from tiny streakers
- Approved by the Society for Animal Decency
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World's Largest Underpants
$19.50You’ve never seen a bigger pair of tighty-whities
- 100% white cotton underpants with 100" waist
- Convenient double flap in the front
- Sturdy elastic waist for maximum comfort
- Also makes great cape or picnic blanket
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