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Santa Dreidel
$4.50Don't choose between Christmas and Hanukkah—Choose Chrismukkah!
- Reflects Jewish & Christian traditions
- 2-3/4" tall wooden, four-sided dreidel
- Covered with Christmas symbols
- Charmingly misguided
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Hanukkah Stocking
$12.00Why let Christmas have all the fun?
- 16" long felt stocking
- Decorated with Hannukkah Harry
- Durable enough for all 8 days
- "Oy oy oy" instead of "Ho ho ho"
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Breakdancing Monks Teacups
$12.00Pop and lock while you boil and steep
- Set of 2 porcelain teacups
- Each is 3" tall & holds 4 ounces
- Helps you attain nirvana & street cred
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
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Tech Monks Teacups
$12.00Enlighten your tea drinking experience with electronics
- Set of 2 porcelain teacups
- Each is 3" tall & holds 4 ounces
- Like them first, then reblog them
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
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Last Supper Metal Serving Tray
$11.00A tray that conveys a message - It's time to go
- 15-1/2" x 11", metal serving tray
- Printed with an image of The Last Supper
- Churchy and kitschy
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Last Supper Paper Placemats
$8.00Make your meal memorable, final and tidy
- Tablet of 40 placemats printed with The Last Supper
- Each placemat is 17-1/4" x 11-1/4"
- Peel them off as needed
- Costs way less than 30 pieces of silver
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Antique World Leaders Hell Money
$9.95You've got money to burn, no really
- Set of five Chinese Hell Bank Notes
- Features world leaders of the past
- Burn to send to relatives in the afterlife
- Collectable, because most of it was burned
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Seven Deadly Mustaches
$5.95A soup strainer of sin
- Seven synthetic hair mustaches with adhesive backing
- Fits most adult faces
- One mustache for each sin
- Sinfully macho
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Hanukkah Candy Canes
$4.74What, you expected chocolate coins?
- Hang them on your Hanukkah bush
- Set of six blue & white candy canes
- 5-1/4" tall with peppermint flavoring
- Confuses holidays in a fun way
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Seven Deadly Sins Gum
$2.50Never has sin been so chewy and delicious
- Set of seven 1" tall boxes
- One box for each deadly sin
- Each box contains gum and a relevant bible verse
- Delicious redemption
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Hebrew Bazooka Joe
$19.95Classic Bazooka Joe bubble gum with a Semitic twist
- About 100 pieces of 1" x 1-1/4" fruity bubble gum
- Outer wrapper and Bazooka Joe comics in Hebrew
- Colorful retro display box
- Kosher product
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J.R. Bob Dobbs Messenger Bag
$11.95Carry this stylish messenger bag and show your dedication to Total Slack
- 11" x 13" x 4" thick faux canvas messenger bag
- Adjustable nylon strap
- Features the face of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
- Carry your stuff and signal other SubGenius scoffers, mutants and blasphemers
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Chinese Paper Deluxe Women's Clothing and Accessories
$29.95Burn this paper clothing and outfit your relatives in the afterlife
- Designed to be burnt offerings for ancestors
- 4 blouses, 1 pair of shoes, 3 gold bars, cash and jewelry
- Life-size, convincing detail, styles vary
- Paper clothing not meant to be worn by the living
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Green Buddha Mints
$2.50Achieve nirvana with Green Buddha Mints
- 100 metaphysically delicious mints
- 2-1/4" round tin features serene green Buddha
- An unofficial part of the eightfold path
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Jesus on Chalice Prayer Card
$4.95Prayer cards are like baseball cards only much, much holier!
- Two 4" x 2-1/2" paper prayer cards, gold-edged
- Depicts chalice reflecting image of Jesus
- Printed in 1937 by the Cavro company
- Collect and trade with holy friends
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Holy Style Prayer Card
$4.95Prayer cards are like baseball cards only much, much holier!
- Two 4" x 2-1/2" paper prayer cards, gold-edged
- Depicts priest at altar in front of crucifix
- Printed in 1937 by the Cavro company
- Collect and trade with holy friends
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Ark of the Covenant
$12.95Store your tiny relics inside the Ark of the Covenant
- 2" x 1-1/4" x 1-1/2" gold-painted metal box (4-1/4" x 2-14" x 3" with stand)
- Reenact the climax of Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Perfect for movie buffs or armchair archaeologists
- Wrath of God not included
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Seven Deadly Sins Wristbands
$13.95Celebrate your favorite sins with these colorful wristbands
- Seven different silicone wristbands
- One for each Capital Vice
- Flaunt your fatal flaws
- Fits most adult wrists
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Jesus Bandages
$5.00Discover the healing power of Jesus Bandages
- 15 3" x 1" adhesive Jesus Bandages
- 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin
- Free prize makes owies less ouchy
- Perfect for cuts, scrapes or plague injuries
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St. Clare Patron Saint of Television
$4.95Improve your life with the power of a Patron Saint
- 3-3/4" tall, hard vinyl figure
- 3" stand embossed with the Saint’s name
- Removable backdrop displays the Saint’s title, patronage and prayer
- May not prevent commercial interruptions
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