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Inflatable Beard of Bees
$7.50This bee beard is all the buzz
- 10" long vinyl Beard of Bees
- Fits most adult faces
- Attaches with elastic loops over ears
- None of the danger of using real bees
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Classic Disguise Ornament
$7.50Who is that green gentleman in the corner?
- For the incognito Christmas tree
- 3-3/4" x 3-1/4" silly disguise schnozz
- Made from a plasticized clay-dough
- May resemble a quirky celebrity
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Mustache Gift Bag
$4.00This bag has primo facial hair
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle; includes a card
- Not just for hipsters
- Perfect for Fathers' Day
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Mustache Ice Cube Tray
$9.00Nothing is cooler than an ice mustache
- Makes 8 mustache ice cubes
- Silicon tray works in the freezer or oven
- Perfect for a mustache party
- Will make your drink cooler than Burt Reynolds in 1977
- Also great for chocolate or gelatin
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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags
$4.52Disguise your lunch from would-be thieves
- Twenty 7" x 8-3/4" clear plastic bags
- "Press to seal" top
- Two designs included (10 of each)
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Mustache and Monocle Bag
$7.05I say, old chap, that bag is resplendent
- A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Decorated with a mustache and monocle
- This bag is a gentleman, so no shenanigans you ruffian
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Mustache & Monocle Charm
$3.00How a gentleman decorates his zipper closers
- Tiny mustache & monocle button with clip
- Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
- Makes anywhere it dangles more dapper
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Mustache Ornament
$6.51Your Christmas tree needs a hipster mustache
- Plastic 4-3/4" wide mustache
- Classy
- Comes with string for hanging
- Makes anything it hangs on more macho
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Holiday Mustache
$4.95If you can't grow striped facial hair, we've got the answer
- One striped mustache
- Fits most adult faces
- Pull off back to reveal adhesive strip
- You'll be doing it elfy style
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Inflatable Beard
$4.00You'll always be a puff away from respectability
- Lightweight vinyl inflatable beard
- Fits most adult faces
- Attaches with elastic loops around ears
- Makes you look instantly distinguished
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Batstache
$4.95Let your facial hair give away your secret identity
- A mustache shaped like a bat
- Remove back to reveal adhesive
- Fits comfortably on most adult faces
- Does not make you a superhero, you'll just look like one
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Rose Scented Mustaches
$4.56Smell the world through a rose scented mustache
- Three rose-scented mustaches
- Fits most adult faces
- Pull off back to reveal adhesive strip
- It's how optimists smell things
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Tentacle Mustache
$5.00What do you get when you cross a gentleman with a squid?
- 5-3/4" wide vinyl mustache
- Attaches to nose with gentle clip
- Looks like you have an octopus in your nostril
- This is what undersea Geraldo Rivera would look like
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Seven Deadly Mustaches
$5.95A soup strainer of sin
- Seven synthetic hair mustaches with adhesive backing
- Fits most adult faces
- One mustache for each sin
- Sinfully macho
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Mustache Baking Mold
$12.00The cake Tom Selleck gets on his birthday
- Soft silicone baking mold
- 16" wide x 1-1/2" deep
- Also good for jello, ice & chocolate
- Perfect for a mustache party
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Mustache Gift Wrap
$4.03Excuse me, do you have any gift wrap for hipsters?
- Two sheets of 20" x 30" wrapping paper
- Thick paper, not that cheap stuff
- Covered in mustaches
- Makes your gift mas macho
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Mustache Lollipop
$2.95Half candy, half costume
- 4-1/2" wide, sugary lollipop
- Cola-flavored
- Comes on a stick to avoid sticky fingers
- Hold in front of your lips for instant disguise
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Mustache Candy
$4.95Mustache Candy does not taste like soup
- Sugary candy shaped like mustaches
- Comes in a 6" long mustache tin
- Tastes like tutti frutti (of course)
- Your hipster friend has already had these
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Mustache Bandages
$5.00Great for when you cut your upper lip
- Twelve 3" x 1" bandages decorated with mustaches
- Come in a reusable tin
- Latex free with sterile gauze
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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Artist Facial Hair
$4.95Don't stare dear, he's probably an artist
- Synthetic hair mustache with adhesive backing
- Fits most adult faces
- Makes you look all arty
- Can get you 10% more for your paintings
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