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  1. Mustache Party

    Mustache Party

    $9.50

    A little hair on the upper lip makes your party extra hip

    • 10 assorted individually wrapped mustaches
    • Come in an illustrated tin
    • 4 different styles, 3 different colors
    • Great for photo booths
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  2. Bacon Scented Mustache

    Bacon Scented Mustache

    $4.00

    The manliest fake mustache ever

    • Fake mustache that smells like bacon
    • Remove back to reveal adhesive
    • Fits most adult faces
    • Masculine! Really masculine...
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  3. Inflatable Beard of Bees

    Inflatable Beard of Bees

    $7.50

    This bee beard is all the buzz

    • 10" long vinyl Beard of Bees
    • Fits most adult faces
    • Attaches with elastic loops over ears
    • None of the danger of using real bees
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  4. Classic Disguise Ornament

    Classic Disguise Ornament

    $7.50

    Who is that green gentleman in the corner?

    • For the incognito Christmas tree
    • 3-3/4" x 3-1/4" silly disguise schnozz
    • Made from a plasticized clay-dough
    • May resemble a quirky celebrity
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  5. Mustache Gift Bag

    Mustache Gift Bag

    $4.00

    This bag has primo facial hair

    • 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
    • Thick string handle; includes a card
    • Not just for hipsters
    • Perfect for Fathers' Day
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  6. Mustache Ice Cube Tray

    Mustache Ice Cube Tray

    $9.00

    Nothing is cooler than an ice mustache

    • Makes 8 mustache ice cubes
    • Silicon tray works in the freezer or oven
    • Perfect for a mustache party
    • Will make your drink cooler than Burt Reynolds in 1977
    • Also great for chocolate or gelatin
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  7. Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags

    Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags

    $4.52

    Disguise your lunch from would-be thieves

    • Twenty 7" x 8-3/4" clear plastic bags
    • "Press to seal" top
    • Two designs included (10 of each)
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  8. Mustache and Monocle Bag

    Mustache and Monocle Bag

    $7.05

    I say, old chap, that bag is resplendent

    • A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
    • Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
    • Decorated with a mustache and monocle
    • This bag is a gentleman, so no shenanigans you ruffian
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  9. Mustache & Monocle Charm

    Mustache & Monocle Charm

    $3.00

    How a gentleman decorates his zipper closers

    • Tiny mustache & monocle button with clip
    • Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
    • Makes anywhere it dangles more dapper
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  10. Mustache Ornament Hanging from Christmas Tree

    Mustache Ornament

    $6.51

    Your Christmas tree needs a hipster mustache

    • Plastic 4-3/4" wide mustache
    • Classy
    • Comes with string for hanging
    • Makes anything it hangs on more macho
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  11. Holiday Mustache

    Holiday Mustache

    $4.95

    If you can't grow striped facial hair, we've got the answer

    • One striped mustache
    • Fits most adult faces
    • Pull off back to reveal adhesive strip
    • You'll be doing it elfy style
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  12. Man Wearing Inflatable Beard

    Inflatable Beard

    $4.00

    You'll always be a puff away from respectability

    • Lightweight vinyl inflatable beard
    • Fits most adult faces
    • Attaches with elastic loops around ears
    • Makes you look instantly distinguished
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  13. Batstache

    Batstache

    Regular Price: $4.95

    Special Price: $2.49

    Let your facial hair give away your secret identity

    • A mustache shaped like a bat
    • Remove back to reveal adhesive
    • Fits comfortably on most adult faces
    • Does not make you a superhero, you'll just look like one
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  14. Rose Scented Mustaches

    Rose Scented Mustaches

    Regular Price: $4.56

    Special Price: $2.99

    Smell the world through a rose scented mustache

    • Three rose-scented mustaches
    • Fits most adult faces
    • Pull off back to reveal adhesive strip
    • It's how optimists smell things
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  15. Tentacle Mustache

    Tentacle Mustache

    $5.00

    What do you get when you cross a gentleman with a squid?

    • 5-3/4" wide vinyl mustache
    • Attaches to nose with gentle clip
    • Looks like you have an octopus in your nostril
    • This is what undersea Geraldo Rivera would look like
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  16. Seven Deadly Mustaches

    Seven Deadly Mustaches

    $5.95

    A soup strainer of sin

    • Seven synthetic hair mustaches with adhesive backing
    • Fits most adult faces
    • One mustache for each sin
    • Sinfully macho
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  17. Mustache Baking Mold

    Mustache Baking Mold

    $12.00

    The cake Tom Selleck gets on his birthday

    • Soft silicone baking mold
    • 16" wide x 1-1/2" deep
    • Also good for jello, ice & chocolate
    • Perfect for a mustache party
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  18. Mustache Gift Wrap

    Mustache Gift Wrap

    $4.03

    Excuse me, do you have any gift wrap for hipsters?

    • Two sheets of 20" x 30" wrapping paper
    • Thick paper, not that cheap stuff
    • Covered in mustaches
    • Makes your gift mas macho
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  19. Mustache Lollipop

    Mustache Lollipop

    $2.95

    Half candy, half costume

    • 4-1/2" wide, sugary lollipop
    • Cola-flavored
    • Comes on a stick to avoid sticky fingers
    • Hold in front of your lips for instant disguise
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  20. Mustache Candy

    Mustache Candy

    $4.95

    Mustache Candy does not taste like soup

    • Sugary candy shaped like mustaches
    • Comes in a 6" long mustache tin
    • Tastes like tutti frutti (of course)
    • Your hipster friend has already had these
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