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Emergency Reboot Button
$12.03Let's replace the IT department with this button
- A big button that shouts, "Reboot!"
- 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic case
- Has power symbol on the button
- Batteries not included
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Right Angle Viewer
$2.02Spy on your neighbors and peek around corners
- Rotate to see in any direction
- Great addition to any spy kit
- More portable than a periscope
- 1-1/4" x 1-1/4", plastic
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Pi Gift Wrap
$4.03The perfect gift wrap for math nerds
- Two sheets of 20" x 30" wrapping paper
- Thick paper, not that cheap stuff
- Has pi to over 5,000 places
- The ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter is this gift wrap
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Brain Pop
$2.95The sour cerebellum that tickles your taste buds
- 1-3/4" wide, sugary lollipop
- Sour apple flavor
- Comes with stick to avoid sticky fingers
- Great gift for zombies with a sweet tooth
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Freeloader Spork
$9.95Your tots look better than my tots
- A metal extendable spork
- 21" long when fully extended
- Perfect for stealing soup or fries
- The extendable utensil nerds prefer
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Prism
$3.95Use the science of optics to create your own rainbow
- 4-1/2" long, plastic prism
- Includes facts about color, light and refraction
- Educational party favor or gift for Pink Floyd fans
- Rainbows may not lead to pots of gold
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Two Sided Pi Pie Puzzle
$6.95Dish out edible pie and numerical pi when you assemble this geeky puzzle
- 8"x 8", 81 piece two-sided jigsaw puzzle
- Scrumptious cherry pie on one side
- Pi carried to 400 decimal places on other side
- Equally perfect for mathematicians and bakers
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Talking Friend Watch
$14.95This watch wants to be your friend
- Black watch with plastic casing and vinyl strap
- Digital display and friendly face
- Press “Speak” button and watch tells you the time
- Great for secret tunnels, movie theaters and other dark places
- Never feel lonely again
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Cthulhu Water Bottle
$11.95Drink from the Cthulhu Water Bottle at your mortal peril
- 8-1/2" tall, 20 oz. red stainless steel bottle with screw-on cap
- Graphic advertises Cthulhu Evil Elixir
- Features Cthulhu in all his horrific glory
- Essential for H.P. Lovecraft fans
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Great Ideas Napkin Sketchbook
$5.95A brilliant idea always begins on the back of a napkin
- 5-1/8" x 4-3/4" sketchbook
- 30 blank white napkins (120 pages)
- Jot down ingenious theories and keep grease off your chin
- Perfect gift for artists, inventors and any other creative sorts
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J.R. Bob Dobbs Messenger Bag
$11.95Carry this stylish messenger bag and show your dedication to Total Slack
- 11" x 13" x 4" thick faux canvas messenger bag
- Adjustable nylon strap
- Features the face of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
- Carry your stuff and signal other SubGenius scoffers, mutants and blasphemers
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Musical Tie of the Month Club Joke Gift Box
$5.95This gift box is the perfect prank for any occasion
- 9" x 13" x 3" box, convincingly detailed
- Conceals your real gift
- Fools friends and family
- Does not actually contain musical ties
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Ultimate Geek Pen
$11.95Indulge your gadget-loving geekiness with this high tech pen
- 5-1/4" long metal pen is five devices in one
- Pen, stylus, laser pointer, flashlight, and UV light
- Batteries included
- A must for any pocket protector
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine Figure Collection
$9.95Relive the drama and thrills of Deep Space Nine with this figure set
- Six 3-1/2" to 4", hard vinyl figures
- Collectible Star Trek merchandise from 1994
- Includes original packaging
- Perfect for dedicated Trekkers
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Office Monkeys Play Set
$19.50This play set takes “monkey business” literally!
- Seven 2" to 2-1/2" tall, hard vinyl monkeys in business attire
- Includes desk and cushy boss chair
- Business savvy apes liven up any office
- The missing link between you and your coworkers?
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Ark of the Covenant
$12.95Store your tiny relics inside the Ark of the Covenant
- 2" x 1-1/4" x 1-1/2" gold-painted metal box (4-1/4" x 2-14" x 3" with stand)
- Reenact the climax of Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Perfect for movie buffs or armchair archaeologists
- Wrath of God not included
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Shakespearean Insult Gum
$2.50Slay them with tasty gum and Shakespeare’s rapier wit
- Seven 1" tall boxes look like mini volumes of Shakespeare
- An eloquent Shakespearean insult printed inside each box
- Two fruit-flavored gumballs per box
- Offend intellectuals and confuse the dimwitted
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Giant Wooden Pencil
$5.50This Giant Wooden Pencil really writes
- 14" working wooden pencil with working eraser
- Makes you and your desk look tiny
- Perfect for giant crossword puzzles
- May not fit behind your ear
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Giant Chess Set
Regular Price: $129.95
Special Price: $99.95
Exercise your brain and your body playing Giant Chess
- 5' x 5' fold-up chess board
- Full set of large pieces (king stands 16" tall)
- Perfect for the park or patio
- Play giant checkers with cakes or pies
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