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  1. Edgar Allan Poe Candy Book

    Edgar Allan Poe Candy Book

    $5.95

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    • Grape-flavored candy
    • Package looks like book
    • Contains 3.3 oz. of candy wrapped with Poe's face
    • (Buried) alive with flavor
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  2. Edgar Allan Poe Sweater

    Edgar Allan Poe Sweater

    $42.50

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    • The perfect Halloween sweater
    • One size that fits no one well
    • Archie McPhee Exclusive
    • Limited edition
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  3. Bigfoot Tiki Mug

    Bigfoot Tiki Mug

    $15.95

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    • 5-3/4" tall ceramic mug
    • Holds 19 fl. oz.
    • Totally looks like Bigfoot
    • Bigfoot is hard to find, easy to love
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  4. Yeti Tiki Mug

    Yeti Tiki Mug

    $15.95

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    • 5-3/4" tall ceramic mug
    • Holds 19 fl. oz.
    • Looks like Bigfoot's cold cousin, the Yeti
    • Limited edition of 600! An Archie McPhee exclusive
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  5. Yodelling Bacon

    Yodelling Bacon

    $12.95

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    • Plastic 5-1/2" strip of bacon
    • Yodels when you press the button
    • Perfect way to announce brunch
    • Requires two AAA batteries, not included
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  6. Dashboard Cat Buddha

    Dashboard Cat Buddha

    $6.00

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    • 5" tall with adhesive base
    • Cat-headed Buddhist monk made of hard vinyl
    • Mounted on metal spring for wiggling action
    • Especially meditative in sunbeams
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  7. Finger Hands

    Finger Hands

    $4.95

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    • Set of five vinyl finger puppets
    • Each is 2-3/4" tall
    • Tiny right hand
    • Makes giving a high 25 possible
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  8. Illuminati Air Freshener

    Illuminati Air Freshener

    $3.50

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    • 3" tall air freshener
    • Logo of the Illuminati
    • Strikes fear in hearts of other drivers
    • Makes car smell like musky old power
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  9. Sugar Skull Air Freshener

    Sugar Skull Air Freshener

    $3.50

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    • 4-1/2" tall
    • Two-sided sugar skull design
    • Glows in the dark
    • Makes your Prius more mysterious
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  10. Bigfoot Lunchbox

    Bigfoot Lunchbox

    $13.00

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    • 8" x 7" x 4" metal lunchbox
    • Plastic handle & vinyl dangle
    • Decorated with Bigfoot and Bigfoot facts
    • Perfect for lunches or Bigfoot evidence
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  11. Less Talk More Monkey Air Freshener

    Less Talk More Monkey Air Freshener

    $2.00

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    • Fresh-scented air freshener
    • 3" x 3" & made of thick paper
    • Includes string for hanging
    • Perfect gift for a monkey with a tiny car
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  12. Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

    Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

    $2.00

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    • Fresh-scented air freshener
    • 4-1/4" tall & made of thick paper
    • Includes string for hanging
    • Smells better than an actual squirrel's underpants
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  13. I Saw Bigfoot at Archie McPhee Air Freshener

    I Saw Bigfoot at Archie McPhee Air Freshener

    $2.00

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    • Pine-scented air freshener
    • 4" tall & made of thick paper
    • Includes string for hanging
    • Two of your favorite things in one
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  14. Existential Coloring Book front

    Existential Coloring Book

    $7.50

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    • 24 page coloring and activity book
    • 8" x 10-1/4"
    • Color examples of the unfathomable nature of reality
    • Not for kids, unless they're smart and weird
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  15. Super Awesome Coloring Book

    Super Awesome Coloring Book

    $7.50

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    • 24 page coloring and activity book
    • 8" x 10-1/4"
    • Like being able to color your dreams
    • Not for kids, unless they're smart and weird
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  16. Mo Moses

    Mo Moses

    $9.95

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    • Set of six Moseses
    • 5-1/4", hard vinyl
    • Includes removable staff and stone tablets
    • That's 60 commandments
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  17. Modest Pet Urn

    Modest Pet Urn

    $9.50

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    • Metal urn
    • 5" tall, 4" diameter
    • Comes with stickers & reusable eulogy
    • Modestly priced receptacle for pets
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  18. Dress-Up Bigfoot

    Dress-Up Bigfoot

    $14.95

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    • 16" tall laminated cardboard Bigfoot
    • 28 pieces of vinyl cling clothing
    • Dress Bigfoot according to your whim
    • Clothing reusable so you can dress him again and again
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  19. Deluxe Finger Monsters Boxed Set

    Deluxe Finger Monsters Boxed Set

    $4.95

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    • Four 1-1/2" long, soft rubber Finger Monsters
    • Uniquely decorated for this set
    • Great gift for people with boring fingers
    • Easy to wrap
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  20. Bacon Tape

    Bacon Tape

    $4.50

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    • Tape that looks like bacon
    • 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape
    • Comes in plastic dispenser
    • Perfect for taping up that damaged Babe poster
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