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    1. Gravy Candy

      Gravy Candy

      $5.95

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      • Candy that tastes like gravy
      • Comes in a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" tin
      • You get 2.5 oz. of candy
      • Does not come with mashed potato candy
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    2. Lucky Skull Porcelain Teapot Pouring

      Lucky Skull Porcelain Teapot

      $24.95

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      • Porcelain teapot shaped like a sugar skull
      • Holds 20 oz. of tea
      • 5-1/4" tall
      • Delightfully morbid
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    3. Runaway Monkey Air Freshener

      Runaway Monkey Air Freshener

      $2.00

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      • Air freshener inspired by popular internet monkey
      • Smells like lingonberry
      • 4-1/4" tall with string for hanging
      • Pay homage to primate rebellion
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    4. Atheist Stocking

      Atheist Stocking

      $12.00

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      • 16" long felt stocking
      • Decorated with evolution & the Big Bang
      • Won't be filled by Santa
      • Helps everyone be included
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    5. Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats on a Kitten

      Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats

      $5.00

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      • 5-1/2" long, made of vinyl
      • Four-point elastic strap system
      • Black as your cat's soul
      • Evil cats love it!
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    6. Pirate Stocking Cap

      Pirate Stocking Cap

      $6.95

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      • Soft black acrylic
      • Fits most adult heads
      • Fearsome skull and crossbones symbol
      • "Archie McPhee" logo says you're in our crew
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    7. Wall Monsters Vinyl Decals

      Wall Monsters Vinyl Decals

      $12.00

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      • 8 vinyl removable decals
      • 4 large 11" & 4 small 5-1/2"
      • Snazzes up any room
      • Jerks hate them
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    8. Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler

      Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler

      $7.50

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      • Nodding figure of a businessman in a horse mask
      • 6" tall, made of vinyl
      • Loves to stare
      • Completely beyond explanation
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    9. Lab Flask Shot Glass

      Lab Flask Shot Glass

      $12.00

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      • One flask-shaped shot glass
      • 2-3/4" tall
      • Holds 2 oz. of fluid
      • It's hip to be square
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    10. Savory Bacon Sticks

      Savory Bacon Sticks

      $3.00

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      • Bacon-flavored snack sticks
      • Look like pocky sticks
      • Yummy!
      • Free temporary tattoo
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    11. Ear Buddies Ear Buds

      Ear Buddies Ear Buds

      $12.95

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      • Working ear buds
      • You'll have tiny ears on your ears
      • Works with iPhone or any 3.5 mm jack
      • Both funny ha-ha and funny peculiar
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    12. Giant Glow in the Dark Googly Eyes

      Giant Glow in the Dark Googly Eyes

      $7.50

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      • 7" wide with easy-peel adhesive back
      • Glows in the dark after exposure to light
      • Like a watchful nightlight on your fridge
      • Cast a ghostly pallor over your kitchen
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    13. Anime Eyes Sleep Mask

      Anime Eyes Sleep Mask

      $4.53

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      • Comfy polyester mask & cotton back
      • Wake up bright-eyed, no matter what
      • Look like an anime character
      • Fits most adult heads
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    14. Doctor Who in Your Pocket

      Doctor Who in Your Pocket

      $12.50

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      • 3-1/2" key chain, battery included
      • 6 Doctor Who soundbites
      • Almost like being a Time Lord
      • Perfect for the key to your TARDIS
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    15. Inflatable Cthulhu Beard

      Inflatable Cthulhu Beard

      $7.50

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      • Lightweight vinyl inflatable beard
      • Fits most adult faces (9-1/2" long)
      • Elastic bands loop over ears
      • Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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    16. Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

      Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

      $5.00

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      • 10-1/4" tall candy cane
      • Tastes like bacon
      • Festive symbol of bacon supremacy
      • Not to be used to club baby seals
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    17. Santa Dreidel

      Santa Dreidel

      $4.50

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      • Reflects Jewish & Christian traditions
      • 2-3/4" tall wooden, four-sided dreidel
      • Covered with Christmas symbols
      • Charmingly misguided
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    18. The Avenging Narwhal

      The Avenging Narwhal

      $7.50

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      • One narwhal with impalable penguin
      • 5-1/2" long & made of hard vinyl
      • Detachable tusk
      • 1-1/2" tall evil penguin included
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    19. Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament

      Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament

      $12.00

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      • 4-1/2" tall plastic pickle ornament
      • Has loop on top for hanging
      • Equipped with motion detector that unleashes a yodel
      • Batteries included; has on/off switch
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    20. Krampus Sweater

      Krampus Sweater

      $42.50

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      • 2013 EDITION!
      • Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
      • One size that fits no one well
      • The anti-Santa will punish the naughty
      • Limited quantity SOLD OUT!
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