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Ear Worms Ear Buds
$12.95Help the music worm its way in
- One pair of Ear Worm Ear Buds
- 3.5 mm jack compatible with iPhone
- Pretend your head is an apple
- A catchy song is an ear worm
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Hot Dog Ear Buds
$12.95Listen to your meat
- One pair of Hot Dog Ear Buds
- 3.5 mm jack compatible with iPhone
- These red hot audio accessories are a real wiener
- You haven't heard music until you've heard it through meat
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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags
$4.52Disguise your lunch from would-be thieves
- Twenty 7" x 8-3/4" clear plastic bags
- "Press to seal" top
- Two designs included (10 of each)
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Wallingford Beast Bag
$4.95Reduce your carbon footprint while shopping with flair
- 16-1/2" x 13" x 5-3/4" black faux canvas bag
- Decorated with creepy Wallingford Beast graphic
- Shop smart and show the world you faced the beast
- Also makes a great gift bag
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Underpants Bandages
$5.00Keep your pain private with ouchie underpants
- Twelve 2-1/2" x 1-1/4" underpants-shaped bandages
- Come in a reusable tin
- Latex free with sterile gauze
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE! No more naked wounds
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Mustache and Monocle Bag
$7.05I say, old chap, that bag is resplendent
- A 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made from rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Decorated with a mustache and monocle
- This bag is a gentleman, so no shenanigans you ruffian
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Hungry Squid Bag
$7.05This calamari bites back
- 16-1/2” x 18” x 3-3/4” reusable bag
- Made with rayon created from renewable bamboo
- Features a squid using chopsticks to eat a diver
- Take it to the fish market
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Geek Ball
$7.95It's as if Tumblr were a fortune teller
- 3-3/4" tall, plastic ball
- Turn over & get geeky answers
- The only fortune ball that answers "meh"
- How indecisive nerds get by
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Mustache & Monocle Charm
$3.00How a gentleman decorates his zipper closers
- Tiny mustache & monocle button with clip
- Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
- Makes anywhere it dangles more dapper
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Cthulhu Charm
$3.00I think your zipper dangle just ate my soul
- Tiny Cthulhu button with clip
- Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
- Adorable interdimensional horror
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Reboot Charm
$3.00The perfect way to restart your day
- Tiny reboot button with clip
- Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
- Great gift for nerds, geeks and those who love them
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Monkey Charm
$3.00A simply charming monkey charm
- Tiny monkey button with clip
- Perfect for zippers, backpacks or anywhere the clip fits
- Preferred by actual monkeys
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Cthulhu Tentacles
$9.95Wear tentacles on your fingers and commune with the Great Old Ones
- 7" long, soft rubber, green
- Set of 5, pretend your hand is Cthulhu
- Archie McPhee only item, limited quantities available
- Perfect for cephalopod enthusiasts and H.P. Lovecraft fans
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Dashboard Zombie
$7.52You know the walking dead? This is the driving dead
- 5-1/2" shambling, hard vinyl zombie
- Spring loaded neck and arms
- Adhesive base for easy attachment
- May eat the brains of that guy that cut you off
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Cthulhu Christmas Sweater
$40.00You better watch out, you better not cry, the dark one is coming to town
- A horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
- One size that fits no one well
- Christmas & Cthulhu together for the first time
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Mustache Ornament
$6.51Your Christmas tree needs a hipster mustache
- Plastic 4-3/4" wide mustache
- Classy
- Comes with string for hanging
- Makes anything it hangs on more macho
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Holiday Mustache
$4.95If you can't grow striped facial hair, we've got the answer
- One striped mustache
- Fits most adult faces
- Pull off back to reveal adhesive strip
- You'll be doing it elfy style
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20 Sided Sucker
$5.00The geekiest candy ever, it's a critical hit
- Giant 2" twenty sided die sucker on a stick
- Made of cherry-flavored sugar
- Makes other geeks envy you
- Big enough to be used as a mace
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Inflatable Beard
$4.00You'll always be a puff away from respectability
- Lightweight vinyl inflatable beard
- Fits most adult faces
- Attaches with elastic loops around ears
- Makes you look instantly distinguished
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Batstache
$4.95Let your facial hair give away your secret identity
- A mustache shaped like a bat
- Remove back to reveal adhesive
- Fits comfortably on most adult faces
- Does not make you a superhero, you'll just look like one
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