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  1. Gravy Candy Canes

    Gravy Candy Canes

    $4.74

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    • Set of six brown & white candy canes
    • 5-1/4" tall gravy-flavored candy canes
    • Gravy makes everything better, even Christmas
    • Sneak one in with regular candy canes
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  2. Sizzling Bacon Candy

    Sizzling Bacon Candy

    $3.00

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    • Bacon-flavored carbonated candy
    • Two .34 oz. packets in each box
    • Turns tongue into frying pan
    • Your pop will love it, because he rocks!
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  3. Krampus Ornament

    Krampus Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 5-1/2" tall Krampus ornament
    • Krampus comes for naughty boys and girls
    • Made of glass
    • Has string for hanging
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  4. Lederhosen Unicorn Ornament

    Lederhosen Unicorn Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 5-3/4" glass unicorn
    • Unicorn is wearing pink lederhosen
    • Adds sass to your tree
    • Includes string for hanging
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  5. Charles Darwin Ornament

    Charles Darwin Ornament

    $15.00

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    • Ornament of Charles Darwin
    • 3-1/2" x 5" traditional glass style
    • Was a real guy
    • Looks like Santa, but it's not
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  6. Creepy Horse Head Ornament

    Creepy Horse Head Ornament

    $15.00

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    • Ornament that looks like a Horse Mask
    • 3-1/2" x 4-1/2" traditional glass style
    • Makes Christmas creepier
    • Not a good present for your niece that loves horses
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  7. Santa Pickle Ornament

    Santa Pickle Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 6" tall Santa Pickle Ornament
    • Made of glass
    • A barrel of fun
    • Includes a string for easy hanging
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  8. Anime Eyes Luggage Tag

    Anime Eyes Luggage Tag

    $6.00

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    • 5-1/4" tall vinyl luggage tag
    • Looks like the eyes of an anime character
    • Moving googly pupils
    • Cosplay for a suitcase
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  9. Meat Parade Lunchbox

    Meat Parade Lunchbox

    $13.00

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    • 8" x 7" x 4" metal lunchbox
    • Plastic handle & vinyl dangle
    • Decorated with the Meat Parade
    • Won't carry tofu
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  10. Fail Button

    Fail Button

    $12.03

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    • A big button that plays a sad trombone
    • 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic case
    • Says "Fail" on the button
    • Batteries not included
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  11. Great Scientists Finger Puppets

    Great Scientists Finger Puppets

    $20.00

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    • 4 scientist finger puppets
    • Einstein, Curie, Newton and Darwin
    • 4" tall and made of soft fabric
    • Each has a magnet for easy hanging
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  12. Meat Parade Wrapping Paper Book

    Meat Parade Wrapping Paper Book

    $15.95

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    • 12 sheets of 27" x 18" gift wrap
    • Each decorated with meaty goodness
    • Sheets come folded in book, perforated for easy removal
    • Join the Meat Parade
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  13. TARDIS vs. Dalek Salt and Pepper Shakers

    TARDIS vs. Dalek Salt and Pepper Shakers

    $23.00

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    • Two ceramic shakers
    • You get a 4" TARDIS & a 3-1/4" Dalek
    • Tiny TARDIS not bigger on the inside
    • You can scream, "Exterminate" as you spice your food
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  14. Doctor Who Disappearing TARDIS Mug

    Doctor Who Disappearing TARDIS Mug

    $14.00

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    • Doctor Who 3-1/2" ceramic mug
    • TARDIS disappears when filled with hot liquid
    • You'd think hot tea would attract the Doctor
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  15. Unicorn and Horse Wedding Cake Topper and Package

    Unicorn and Horse Wedding Cake Topper

    $15.00

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    • 6-1/4" polystone cake topper
    • Food grade plastic base
    • Features Horse Mask and Unicorn Mask
    • For that "special" couple
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  16. Bigfoot Luggage Tag

    Bigfoot Luggage Tag

    $6.00

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    • Puffy vinyl luggage tag
    • 5-3/4" tall
    • Has tag on back to write your information
    • Helps you spot your luggage
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  17. Gravy Candy

    Gravy Candy

    $5.95

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    • Candy that tastes like gravy
    • Comes in a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" tin
    • You get 2.5 oz. of candy
    • Does not come with mashed potato candy
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  18. Lucky Skull Porcelain Teapot Pouring

    Lucky Skull Porcelain Teapot

    $24.95

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    • Porcelain teapot shaped like a sugar skull
    • Holds 20 oz. of tea
    • 5-1/4" tall
    • Delightfully morbid
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  19. Runaway Monkey Air Freshener

    Runaway Monkey Air Freshener

    $2.00

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    • Air freshener inspired by popular internet monkey
    • Smells like lingonberry
    • 4-1/4" tall with string for hanging
    • Pay homage to primate rebellion
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  20. Atheist Stocking

    Atheist Stocking

    $12.00

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    • 16" long felt stocking
    • Decorated with evolution & the Big Bang
    • Won't be filled by Santa
    • Helps everyone be included
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