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Awesome Stuff

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  1. Lady Horse Mask

    Lady Horse Mask

    $29.95

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    • Realistic brown latex horse mask with faux fur mane
    • Has makeup and false eyelashes to accentuate natural beauty
    • Fits most adult heads
    • You'll only need one pair of (horse)shoes
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  2. Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet

    Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet

    $16.95

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    • Latex hand puppet shaped like a horse
    • Just like our Creepy Horse Mask
    • 12" tall
    • Good for creepy peering & weird puppet shows
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  3. Happy Pig Mask

    Happy Pig Mask

    $29.95

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    • Latex mask that looks like a happy pig
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Carnivores, this is great for scaring vegetarians
    • Vegetarians, this is great for scaring carnivores
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  4. Horse Hooves on hands

    Horse Hooves

    $34.95

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    • Two 14" long latex horse hooves
    • Slip over your hands like gloves
    • Fits most adults
    • Pairs well with the Horse Mask
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  5. Unicorn Hooves

    Unicorn Hooves

    $34.95

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    • Two 14" long latex unicorn hooves
    • Slip over your hands like gloves
    • Fits most adults
    • Pairs well with the Unicorn Mask
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  6. Luxury Cat Dish

    Luxury Cat Dish

    $16.95

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    • Cat dish shaped like an open tin of tuna fish
    • Silver-plated ceramic
    • 5" diameter bowl holds 10 fl oz.
    • Also can be used by deserving humans
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  7. Lord of the Rings Pins

    Lord of the Rings Pins

    $6.95

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    • Collectible pins made in 1978
    • Features Bilbo, Samwise and Aragorn
    • Vintage 3" diameter metal buttons
    • Identifies you as an old school nerd
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  8. Super Awesome Postcard Book

    Super Awesome Postcards Book

    $7.95

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    • Beautifully printed book of 30 postcards
    • Each one is awesome
    • 4" x 6" postcards printed on heavy stock
    • A souvenir of the inside of your brain
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  9. Red Fez

    Red Fez

    $9.50

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    • Red, velour fez
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Cool
    • Would look great on a monkey
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  10. Edgar Allan Poe Action Figure

    Edgar Allan Poe Action Figure

    $13.00

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    • Action figure of Edgar Allan Poe
    • 5-1/4" tall, made of hard vinyl
    • Perching raven
    • Afraid of being buried alive
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  11. Jane Austen Action Figure

    Jane Austen Action Figure

    $13.00

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    • Action figure of Jane Austen
    • 5-1/2" tall vinyl figure
    • Includes book and quill
    • Book-shaped package suitable for display
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  12. Bacon Body Wash

    Bacon Body Wash

    $5.00

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    • Body wash that smells like bacon
    • 5 oz. bottle of liquid soap
    • Like washing with breakfast
    • Drives dogs crazy
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  13. Bigfoot Sweater

    Bigfoot Sweater

    $42.50

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    • Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
    • One size that fits no one well
    • Bigfoot in a Santa hat, awwww
    • Limited quantity SOLD OUT!
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  14. Bacon Scented Mustache

    Bacon Scented Mustache

    $4.00

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    • Fake mustache that smells like bacon
    • Remove back to reveal adhesive
    • Fits most adult faces
    • Masculine! Really masculine...
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  15. Emergency Horse

    Emergency Horse

    $9.00

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    • Electronic sound maker
    • Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
    • Neigh, whinny, snort and gallop
    • Batteries Included
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  16. Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

    Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

    $5.00

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    • Fifteen 3" x 1" sterile bandages
    • 3-3/4" tall metal tin
    • Includes a free prize
    • How goths heal
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  17. Meat Parade Vinyl Single and Lunchbox Combo

    Meat Parade Vinyl Single and Lunchbox Combo

    Special Price: $20.00

    Regular Price: $21.95

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    • Exclusive vinyl 45 with metal lunchbox
    • Has two meaty songs
    • Vinyl is beautifully marbled
    • Collector alert! Only 1000 records produced
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  18. Meat Parade Vinyl Single

    Meat Parade Vinyl Single

    $8.95

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    • Exclusive vinyl 45
    • Has two meaty songs
    • Vinyl is beautifully marbled
    • Collector alert! Only 1000 produced
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  19. Giant Lobster Claws

    Giant Lobster Claws

    $34.95

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    • Set of two latex lobster claws
    • Each is 14-1/2" long
    • Do not dip in butter, no matter how tempting
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  20. Gravy Candy Canes

    Gravy Candy Canes

    $4.74

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    • Set of six brown & white candy canes
    • 5-1/4" tall gravy-flavored candy canes
    • Gravy makes everything better, even Christmas
    • Sneak one in with regular candy canes
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