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  1. Mo Moses

    Mo Moses

    $9.95

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    • Set of six Moseses
    • 5-1/4", hard vinyl
    • Includes removable staff and stone tablets
    • That's 60 commandments
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  2. Modest Pet Urn

    Modest Pet Urn

    $9.50

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    • Metal urn
    • 5" tall, 4" diameter
    • Comes with stickers & reusable eulogy
    • Modestly priced receptacle for pets
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  3. Dress-Up Bigfoot

    Dress-Up Bigfoot

    $14.95

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    • 16" tall laminated cardboard Bigfoot
    • 28 pieces of vinyl cling clothing
    • Dress Bigfoot according to your whim
    • Clothing reusable so you can dress him again and again
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  4. Deluxe Finger Monsters Boxed Set

    Deluxe Finger Monsters Boxed Set

    $4.95

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    • Four 1-1/2" long, soft rubber Finger Monsters
    • Uniquely decorated for this set
    • Great gift for people with boring fingers
    • Easy to wrap
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  5. Bacon Tape

    Bacon Tape

    $4.50

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    • Tape that looks like bacon
    • 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape
    • Comes in plastic dispenser
    • Perfect for taping up that damaged Babe poster
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  6. Bigfoot Bandages

    Bigfoot Bandages

    $5.00

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    • Ten 3" x 1-1/2" sterile bandages
    • 3-3/4" tall metal tin
    • Includes a free prize
    • Oversized bandages for big (foot) boo-boos
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  7. Screaming Pickle

    Screaming Pickle

    $12.95

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    • 5-1/4" plastic pickle
    • Press button and pickle screams
    • Batteries included
    • Hard to explain to people
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  8. Edgar Allan Poe Tattoos

    Edgar Allan Poe Tattoos

    $7.00

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    • Temporary tattoos inspired by Edgar Allan Poe
    • 33 different images
    • Comes in a beautiful tin
    • Look especially good on the pallid skin of the near-dead
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  9. Winner of the World's Best Cat Trophy

    World's Best Cat Trophy

    $9.95

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    • Ceramic trophy for best cat
    • 5" tall
    • Reusable
    • Not endorsed by the Cat-cademy Awards
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  10. Bigfoot Ornament

    Bigfoot Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 6-1/4" glass Bigfoot
    • Bigfoot is striking his famous pose
    • Fun to hunt Bigfoot on tree
    • Includes string for hanging
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  11. Santaur Ornament

    Santaur Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 6" tall glass Santaur
    • Half-horse, half-Santa
    • Might be disturbing. Probably awesome
    • Includes string for hanging
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  12. Super Awesome Christmas Gift Wrap Book

    Super Awesome Christmas Wrapping Paper Book

    $15.95

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    • 12 sheets of 27" x 18" gift wrap
    • Sheets come folded in book, perforated for easy removal
    • Increases the awesome of your presents by at least 73.2%
    • Santaur? What?
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  13. Bag of Freaks

    Bag of Freaks

    $8.00

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    • 1-3/4" to 6" tall, hard vinyl
    • World's tallest and smallest men, bearded lady and the strong man
    • Three plastic posters advertising the attractions
    • Turn any surface into a midway sideshow
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  14. Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

    Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

    $15.00

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    • Vinyl 6-1/2" x 10" hollow horse head
    • Makes feasting squirrels look they're wearing a Creepy Horse Mask
    • Hang feeder with string (not included)
    • Takes arrogant squirrels down a peg
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  15. Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

    Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

    $14.95

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    • 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl
    • Comes with six cats
    • Wears robe, pajamas and slippers
    • Great gift for any cat fancier
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  16. Avenging Unicorn with package

    Avenging Unicorn

    $15.95

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    • Unicorn figure that pierces irritating people
    • 3-3/4" tall hard vinyl unicorn
    • Includes three 3-1/8" figures (Hipster, Bank CEO and Mime)
    • Pose on your desk at work as a lighthearted threat
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  17. Bigfoot Action Figure

    Bigfoot Action Figure

    $14.95

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    • Action figure of Bigfoot
    • Made of hard vinyl, 7-1/4" tall
    • Comes in a box with a serene forest backdrop
    • Just the action figure you've been in search of...
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  18. Bacon Storage Box

    Bacon Storage Box

    $8.95

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    • Thick cardboard box
    • Looks like it's made of bacon
    • Box is 7" x 5" x 1-1/2"
    • Magnetic lid holds it shut
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  19. Horrified Movie Victims

    Horrified Movie Victims

    $10.95

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    • Four hard vinyl figures
    • Each is about 3" tall
    • All are reacting to something horrible
    • Great for picture props
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  20. Zombie Horse Mask right side

    Zombie Horse Mask

    $29.95

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    • Realistically rotten-looking latex horse mask with faux fur mane
    • Fits most adult heads
    • Glows in the dark
    • What happens when a zombie bites you while you're wearing a horse mask
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