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Krampus Stocking
$12.00The stocking for all the naughty kids in your house
- 16" long felt stocking
- Featuring Krampus, the anti-Santa
- Remains empty for bad boys & girls
- A great threat around Christmas
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Krampus Gift Wrap
$4.03You better watch out, you better not cry or Krampus will put you in a bag and hit you with a stick
- Two 20" x 30" sheets of quality paper
- Featuring Krampus, the anti-Santa
- For naughty kids & adults
- Add some scorn to gift giving
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Santa Monsters Gift Wrap
$4.03Santa Monsters want you to have a happy horror-days
- Two 20" x 30" sheets of quality paper
- Featuring monsters in Santa hats
- Creepy, but still holiday-appropriate
- Ho, ho, horror!
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Finger Monster Gift Wrap
$4.03You'll hope the present is as delightful as the gift wrap
- Two 20" x 30" sheets of quality paper
- Covered with colorful monsters
- Jaunty, whimsical, delightful, lighthearted
- Makes even grumpy people smile
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Mustache Gift Bag
$4.00This bag has primo facial hair
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle; includes a card
- Not just for hipsters
- Perfect for Fathers' Day
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Finger Monster Gift Bag
$4.00These monsters are fun, colorful, and generous
- 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" paper gift bag
- Thick string handle; includes a card
- Featuring a bestselling product
- Cheerful as colorful monsters can be
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Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler
$7.50Mystic eye stares into your soul as you drive
- 4-1/2" tall with adhesive base
- Fez-clad eyeball made of hard vinyl
- Jiggles as you drive
- Makes your commute more mystical
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Edgar Allan Poe Lunchbox
$13.00The dark side of the midday meal
- 8" x 7" x 4" metal lunchbox
- Plastic handle & vinyl dangle
- Includes iconic Poe imagery
- Perfect for a "Poe"-boy sandwich
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Breakdancing Monks Teacups
$12.00Pop and lock while you boil and steep
- Set of 2 porcelain teacups
- Each is 3" tall & holds 4 ounces
- Helps you attain nirvana & street cred
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
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Tech Monks Teacups
$12.00Enlighten your tea drinking experience with electronics
- Set of 2 porcelain teacups
- Each is 3" tall & holds 4 ounces
- Like them first, then reblog them
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
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Surprise Tattoos
$7.00My temporary tattoo is more interesting than your real tattoo
- Random assortment of 26 tattoos
- Comes in a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin
- Each assortment is different
- Cross your fingers that you get a blender
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Vinderpants
$9.00No more naked bottles - Underpants for your wine
- 95% cotton, 5% spandex underpants for wine
- Fits most bottles
- Hides the label of bad vintages
- Makes your gift of wine memorable
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Giant Googly Eyes
$7.00Big googly eyes for when you need to personify big things
- 1 pair of 7" diameter googly eyes
- Adhesive back for easy attachment
- Add life to forklifts, dumpsters & yachts
- I always feel like that sofa's watchin' me
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Inflatable Cthulhu Arm
$12.00The inflatable arm Lovecraft would have loved
- One vinyl inflatable tentacle
- Tentacle is 3' long & 7" diameter when inflated
- Better than a normal arm
- Makes your arm unspeakably horrible
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Roller Girl Air Freshener
$2.00Ok, so it doesn't make your car smell like a roller derby
- Air freshener that smells like cherry
- It's 4-1/4" long & made of thick paper
- Includes string for hanging
- You'll totally have a crush on her
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Bigfoot Air Freshener
$2.00Smells way better than the actual bigfoot
- Air freshener that smells like pine
- It's 5" long & made of thick paper
- Includes string for hanging
- Real bigfoot smells like cheese, socks & mildew
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Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler
$8.00Slicey thinks he's delicious and wants to share
- 6-1/2" tall vinyl wiggler
- Slices while you drive
- Based on a French Poster
- Deliciously Disturbing
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Dashboard Monster
$8.00Seven springs for extra jiggle action
- 4-3/4" tall vinyl monster
- Adhesive base for easy placement
- Seven springs so every eye jiggles
- Keep your eyes on the road, not the monster
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Underpants Candy
$4.95The most delicious underpants you've ever eaten
- Tiny candies shaped like undies
- Tastes like tutti frutti
- Eat my shorts, literally
- Tutti-Frutti tighty-whities yummy in tummy
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Honey Badger Mints
$2.50Honey badger cares about your breath
- Colorful, 2-1/4" round tin
- Mint flavor
- Badger eating snake on back of tin
- He don't care
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