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TARDIS vs. Dalek Salt and Pepper Shakers
$23.00Exterminate flavorless food
- Two ceramic shakers
- You get a 4" TARDIS & a 3-1/4" Dalek
- Tiny TARDIS not bigger on the inside
- You can scream, "Exterminate" as you spice your food
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Doctor Who Disappearing TARDIS Mug
$14.00Don't let the Daleks know that hot water makes the Doctor disappear
- Doctor Who 3-1/2" ceramic mug
- TARDIS disappears when filled with hot liquid
- You'd think hot tea would attract the Doctor
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Pirate Stocking Cap
$6.95Keep your head warm on the high seas with a Pirate Stocking Cap
- Soft black acrylic
- Fits most adult heads
- Fearsome skull and crossbones symbol
- “Archie McPhee” logo says you’re in our crew
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Wall Monsters Vinyl Decals
$12.00I guess they could also be ceiling monsters
- 8 vinyl removable decals
- 4 large 11" & 4 small 5-1/2"
- Snazzes up any room
- Jerks hate them
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Lab Flask Shot Glass
$12.00Good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you're beautiful!
- One flask-shaped shot glass
- 2-3/4" tall
- Holds 2 oz. of fluid
- It's hip to be square
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Ear Buddies Ear Buds
$12.95Our ear buds are the only true ear buds
- Working ear buds
- You'll have tiny ears on your ears
- Works with iPhone or any 3.5 mm jack
- Both funny ha-ha and funny peculiar
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Giant Glow in the Dark Googly Eyes
$7.50Personify anything, day or night
- 7" wide with easy-peel adhesive back
- Glows in the dark after exposure to light
- Like a watchful nightlight on your fridge
- Cast a ghostly pallor over your kitchen
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Underpants Sucker
$3.50Underpants sucker isn't the insult it used to be
- Mint-flavored Underpants Sucker
- 2-3/4" x 1-1/2"
- Sanitary
- Name sounds like a John Waters film
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Anime Eyes Sleep Mask
$4.53Stylish nerd sleep accessory
- Comfy polyester mask & cotton back
- Wake up bright-eyed, no matter what
- Look like an anime character
- Fits most adult heads
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Doctor Who in Your Pocket
$12.50If the Doctor fits in there, your pocket must be bigger on the inside
- 3-1/2" key chain, battery included
- 6 Doctor Who soundbites
- Almost like being a Time Lord
- Perfect for the key to your TARDIS
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Inflatable Cthulhu Beard
$7.50Inflatable evil from another dimension
- Lightweight vinyl inflatable beard
- Fits most adult faces (9-1/2" long)
- Elastic bands loop over ears
- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Santa Dreidel
$4.50Don't choose between Christmas and Hanukkah—Choose Chrismukkah!
- Reflects Jewish & Christian traditions
- 2-3/4" tall wooden, four-sided dreidel
- Covered with Christmas symbols
- Charmingly misguided
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Inflatable Beard of Bees
$7.50This bee beard is all the buzz
- 10" long vinyl Beard of Bees
- Fits most adult faces
- Attaches with elastic loops over ears
- None of the danger of using real bees
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The Avenging Narwhal
$7.50This narwhal is all that stands between us and penguin world domination!
- One narwhal with impalable penguin
- 5-1/2" long & made of hard vinyl
- Detachable tusk
- 1-1/2" tall evil penguin included
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Krampus Sweater
$42.50Let's not forget the naughty children this year
- Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater
- One size that fits no one well
- The anti-Santa will punish the naughty
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
$5.00Cats love it!
- 5-1/2" long, made of vinyl
- Four-point elastic strap system
- Makes your dreams come true
- Cats love it!
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Pi Baking Mold
$12.00Pi cake is one of the world's most confusing foods
- Bake a pi cake
- Nerds will ask, "Why not a pi pie?"
- 9" diameter x 2" tall silicone mold
- Also good for gelatin, ice, or candy
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Cthulhu Ornament
$7.50He who cannot be named would like to wish you a merry Christmas
- 4-3/4" horror from beneath the Pacific
- Made from a plasticized clay-dough
- Included loop of string for hanging
- Hard to explain to your relatives
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Classic Disguise Ornament
$7.50Who is that green gentleman in the corner?
- For the incognito Christmas tree
- 3-3/4" x 3-1/4" silly disguise schnozz
- Made from a plasticized clay-dough
- May resemble a quirky celebrity
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Hanukkah Stocking
$12.00Why let Christmas have all the fun?
- 16" long felt stocking
- Decorated with Hannukkah Harry
- Durable enough for all 8 days
- "Oy oy oy" instead of "Ho ho ho"
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