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  1. Nunzilla

    Nunzilla

    Special Price: $4.95

    Regular Price: $6.00

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    • Winds up to stomp & shoot sparks from her mouth
    • 2" tall, plastic
    • Custom cathedral-style box
    • Fills young & old alike with holy terror
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  2. Zombie Brain Gelatin Mold

    Zombie Brain Gelatin Mold

    $7.95

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    • Plastic mold of left brain hemisphere
    • Includes recipe for brain-colored gelatin
    • Edible brains are an educational treat
    • Ideal for parties & mad scientist laboratories
    • 7-1/2" x 6-1/2"
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  3. Devil Duckie

    Devil Duckie

    $4.50

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    • Rubber, 4-1/2" long
    • Floats in water or hot magma of hades
    • Demonic powers may convert bathwater to steam
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  4. Dashboard Monk

    Dashboard Monk

    $4.95

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    • 5" tall, hard vinyl
    • Put where you need spiritual inspiration
    • Never let road rage get the better of you again
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  5. Bacon Air Freshener

    Bacon Air Freshener

    $2.00

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    • Looks & smells like smoky bacon
    • 4" tall, string for hanging
    • A great gift for any proud carnivore
    • May cause sudden craving for a BLT
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  6. Dashboard Jesus

    Dashboard Jesus

    $4.95

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    • 4" tall plastic Jesus
    • On a metal spring with adhesive base
    • Stick him where you need forgiveness
    • Guides you through the valley of gridlock
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  7. U/V Spy Pen

    U/V Spy Pen

    $9.95

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    • Writes with ink that's invisible to the eye
    • Blacklight on opposite end reveals your writing (battery included)
    • Leave secret messages for your friends
    • 5", plastic
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  8. J.P. Patches Nodder  and "Patches Pal" Patch

    J.P. Patches Nodder and "Patches Pal" Patch

    $12.95

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    • 7" tall, hard vinyl
    • Comes with embroidered Patches Pal patch
    • Relive the magic of "The J.P. Patches Show"
    • Perfect for those who grew up a Patches Pal
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  9. Elephant Cigarette Dispenser

    Elephant Cigarette Dispenser

    Special Price: $4.00

    Regular Price: $8.95

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    • Press down the elephant's trunk and he dispenses a cigarette from his behind
    • Holds about 24 cigarettes (smokes not included)
    • Also works with candy cigarettes
    • 9-1/2" long x 6-1/2" tall, hard vinyl
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  10. Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

    Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

    $36.95

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    • Tub of 144 Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens
    • 1-1/2" long, hard vinyl
    • Official ammo of the Chicken Chucker
    • Use as hilarious confetti
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  11. Pirate Bandages

    Pirate Bandages

    $5.00

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    • 25 3" x 3/4" adhesive bandages
    • 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin
    • Includes a small treasure to help fill your sails
    • Can be used on your booty
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  12. Dashboard Hula Girl

    Dashboard Hula Girl

    $4.95

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    • 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl with adhesive base
    • Wears tassled "grass" skirt
    • Gracefully sways to and fro on springy hips
    • Comes in two assorted colors (our choice)
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  13. Bacon Strips Bandages

    Bacon Bandages

    $5.00

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    • Fifteen 3" x 1" bacony bandages
    • 3-3/4" tall metal tin
    • Includes a free prize
    • Perfect for cuts, scrapes or grease burns
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  14. Baby Shower

    Baby Shower

    Special Price: $2.50

    Regular Price: $4.95

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    • 5-3/4" plastic catapult
    • Five tiny 3/4" plastic babies
    • Great gift and game for real baby showers
    • Hours of tyke-tossing fun
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  15. St. Martha Patron Saint of Waiters & Waitresses

    St. Martha Patron Saint of Waiters & Waitresses

    Special Price: $1.99

    Regular Price: $4.95

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    • 3-3/4" tall, hard vinyl figure
    • 3" stand embossed with the Saint's name
    • Removable backdrop displays the Saint's title, patronage and prayer
    • Perfect for servers, housewives, cooks, dieticians, butlers and travellers
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  16. Pirate Pencil Toppers

    Pirate Pencil Toppers

    $4.95

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    • 1-1/2" tall soft vinyl pencil toppers
    • Five different fearsome piratey skulls
    • Great pirate party favors or prizes
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  17. Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon

    Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon

    Special Price: $4.95

    Regular Price: $9.90

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    • SPECIAL! TWO PACKS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!
    • Four Eight 20 g slices of gummy bacon
    • Tastes like strawberries
    • Realistic marbling
    • Does NOT taste like bacon
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  18. Last Supper After Dinner Mints

    Last Supper After Dinner Mints

    $2.50

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    • Contains one hundred miraculously fresh mints
    • 3" x 1-1/4" x 1/2" collectible metal tin
    • Each mint is a little miracle for your mouth
    • Share them with friends, family and apostles
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  19. St. Clare Patron Saint of Television

    St. Clare Patron Saint of Television

    $4.95

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    • 3-3/4" tall, hard vinyl figure
    • 3" stand embossed with the Saint's name
    • Removable backdrop displays the Saint's title, patronage and prayer
    • May not prevent commercial interruptions
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  20. Jesus Bandages

    Jesus Bandages

    $5.00

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    • 15 3" x 1" adhesive Jesus Bandages
    • 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin
    • Free prize makes owies less ouchy
    • Perfect for cuts, scrapes or plague injuries
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