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Merry December 25th, let's gather around the science tree and sing secular humanist songs

  • 16" long felt stocking
  • Decorated with evolution & the Big Bang
  • Won't be filled by Santa
  • Helps everyone be included
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$12.00

Item #: 12420


  

Atheist Stocking

Atheist Stocking

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Atheist Stocking Atheist Stocking hung by the fire.

Merry December 25th, let's gather around the science tree and sing secular humanist songs

There's a myth going around that atheists don't like to participate in holidays. Not true! Everybody believes in presents and candy. This Atheist Christmas Stocking will allow the atheist in your life to take part in Christmas celebrations without contradicting his or her beliefs. It's a felt stocking, 16" long and decorated with the evolution of man, the Big Bang and the word "Science!" Just don't tell them Santa is going to fill it on Christmas Eve or you're in for a long, boring lecture.