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  1. 20 Sided Sucker

    20 Sided Sucker

    $5.00

    The geekiest candy ever, it's a critical hit

    • Giant 2" twenty sided die sucker on a stick
    • Made of cherry-flavored sugar
    • Makes other geeks envy you
    • Big enough to be used as a mace
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  2. 3-D Glasses

    3-D Glasses

    $2.50

    Everything is cooler in 3-D

    • Two pair of glasses per package
    • 3-D viewer and fashion statement
    • For anaglyph 3-D only
    • Great retro costume accessory
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  3. Abraham Lincoln Bandages

    Abraham Lincoln Bandages

    $5.00

    He will heal your wound as he healed a nation

    • Twenty 3" x 3/4" bandages with Abraham Lincoln
    • Come in a reusable tin
    • Bandages are latex free
    • FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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  4. Absinthe Candies

    Absinthe Candies

    $3.50

    Enchant your mouth with Absinthe Candies

    • 80 anise-flavored candies
    • Beautiful 3-1/4" x 2-1/8” x 5/8" tin
    • Portable muse that tastes of licorice
    • Alcohol and wormwood free
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  5. Absinthe Gumballs

    Absinthe Gumballs

    $3.50

    Commune with your muse while chewing Absinthe Gumballs

    • Twenty-two anise-flavored gumballs
    • 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin
    • Perfect for licorice lovers
    • Contains no alcohol or wormwood
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  6. Absinthe Mints

    Absinthe Mints

    Regular Price: $2.50

    Special Price: $1.29

    “The Green Fairy” wants to tickle your tastebuds

    • 100 anise-flavored mints
    • Round 2-1/4" art nouveau tin
    • Enjoy the licorice taste
    • Commune with your muse
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  7. Affirmation Ball

    Affirmation Ball

    $7.95

    Instant praise in the palm of your hand

    • Displays compliments and cheery thoughts
    • Great gift for anyone in need of a pick-me-up
    • 3-3/4”, plastic
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  8. Affirmation Bandages

    Affirmation Bandages

    $5.00

    Turn your boo boo into a yay yay

    • Twenty 3" x 3/4" bandages with affirmations
    • Come in a reusable tin
    • Bandages are latex free
    • FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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  9. Albino Bowler Oil Painting

    Albino Bowler Oil Painting

    $99.95

    Gussy up your wall with an Albino Bowler Oil Painting

    • Limited edition, hand-painted oil painting
    • Signed and numbered by Pietro Ramirez
    • 25" x 19" gold colored frame
    • Great housewarming gift
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  10. Allergy Attack Tissue Box

    Allergy Attack Tissue Box

    Regular Price: $2.95

    Special Price: $1.49

    Life’s too short for boring tissue boxes

    • 4" tall box with forty plain white tissues
    • Features aggressive anthropomorphic cartoon allergens
    • Encourage respiratory hygiene
    • Liven up home or office
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  11. Amazing Hypno Glasses

    Amazing Hypno Glasses

    $7.95

    Make the world do your bidding (allegedly)

    • Lenticular glasses with hypnotic spiral
    • High quality plastic frames
    • Swirls appear to move when you move your head
    • Comes with instructions that might work
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  12. Angry Scotsman Mints

    Angry Scotsman Mints

    $2.50

    Haud yer wheesht! I'll gie ye a skelpit lug!

    • Furious man from Scotland on the tin
    • Contains 0.7 oz. of minty mints
    • Does not taste like haggis
    • Puts some starch in your kilt
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  13. Anime Eyes Glasses

    Anime Eyes Glasses

    $4.00

    Konnichiwa, have anime eyes without expensive makeup or surgery

    • Adult size glasses that give you large eyes
    • Perfect for Skype, FaceTime and Google Meetups
    • Limited vision, do not drive or operate giant robots while wearing these
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  14. Anime Eyes Luggage Tag

    Anime Eyes Luggage Tag

    $6.00

    Excuse me, but did you know your luggage looks like Sailor Moon?

    • 5-1/4" tall vinyl luggage tag
    • Looks like the eyes of an anime character
    • Moving googly pupils
    • Cosplay for a suitcase
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  15. Anime Eyes Sleep Mask

    Anime Eyes Sleep Mask

    $4.53

    Stylish nerd sleep accessory

    • Comfy polyester mask & cotton back
    • Wake up bright-eyed, no matter what
    • Look like an anime character
    • Fits most adult heads
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  16. Anti-Snoring Device

    Anti-Snoring Device

    $4.95

    Nothing solves life’s little problems like an “As Seen on TV” product

    • 2-1/2" hard plastic strip
    • Sold on TV in the 1990s
    • May not effectively stop snoring
    • May effectively disfigure nostrils
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  17. Antique World Leaders Hell Money

    Antique World Leaders Hell Money

    $9.95

    You've got money to burn, no really

    • Set of five Chinese Hell Bank Notes
    • Features world leaders of the past
    • Burn to send to relatives in the afterlife
    • Collectable, because most of it was burned
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  18. Approved By Archie McPhee T-Shirt

    Approved By Archie McPhee T-Shirt

    $11.95

    Show everyone you’ve been Approved By Archie McPhee

    • 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend, black
    • Screen printed “Approved By Archie McPhee”
    • Archie McPhee initials form retro rocket shape
    • Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
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  19. Approved By The Council Of Monsters T-Shirt

    Approved By The Council Of Monsters T-Shirt

    $11.95

    Show your sympathy for the struggles of monster-kind

    • 100% cotton, screen-printed, green
    • Council of Monsters seal of approval
    • Seal indicates concern for monster civil rights and welfare
    • Combat monster discrimination
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  20. Archie McPhee Retro Logo T-Shirt

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