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20 Sided Sucker
$5.00The geekiest candy ever, it's a critical hit
- Giant 2" twenty sided die sucker on a stick
- Made of cherry-flavored sugar
- Makes other geeks envy you
- Big enough to be used as a mace
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3-D Glasses
$2.50Everything is cooler in 3-D
- Two pair of glasses per package
- 3-D viewer and fashion statement
- For anaglyph 3-D only
- Great retro costume accessory
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Abraham Lincoln Bandages
$5.00He will heal your wound as he healed a nation
- Twenty 3" x 3/4" bandages with Abraham Lincoln
- Come in a reusable tin
- Bandages are latex free
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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Absinthe Candies
$3.50Enchant your mouth with Absinthe Candies
- 80 anise-flavored candies
- Beautiful 3-1/4" x 2-1/8” x 5/8" tin
- Portable muse that tastes of licorice
- Alcohol and wormwood free
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Absinthe Gumballs
$3.50Commune with your muse while chewing Absinthe Gumballs
- Twenty-two anise-flavored gumballs
- 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin
- Perfect for licorice lovers
- Contains no alcohol or wormwood
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Absinthe Lip Balm
$2.95“The Green Fairy” wants to soothe your chapped lips
- 2-1/2" long tube, twist bottom dispenser
- Delicious anise aroma
- Great gift for licorice lovers
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Absinthe Mints
$2.50“The Green Fairy” wants to tickle your tastebuds
- 100 anise-flavored mints
- Round 2-1/4" art nouveau tin
- Enjoy the licorice taste
- Commune with your muse
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Affirmation Ball
$7.95Instant praise in the palm of your hand
- Displays compliments and cheery thoughts
- Great gift for anyone in need of a pick-me-up
- 3-3/4”, plastic
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Affirmation Bandages
$5.00Turn your boo boo into a yay yay
- Twenty 3" x 3/4" bandages with affirmations
- Come in a reusable tin
- Bandages are latex free
- FREE PRIZE INSIDE!
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Albino Bowler Oil Painting
$99.95Gussy up your wall with an Albino Bowler Oil Painting
- Limited edition, hand-painted oil painting
- Signed and numbered by Pietro Ramirez
- 25" x 19" gold colored frame
- Great housewarming gift
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Allergy Attack Tissue Box
$2.95Life’s too short for boring tissue boxes
- 4" tall box with forty plain white tissues
- Features aggressive anthropomorphic cartoon allergens
- Encourage respiratory hygiene
- Liven up home or office
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Angry Scotsman Mints
$2.50Haud yer wheesht! I'll gie ye a skelpit lug!
- Furious man from Scotland on the tin
- Contains 0.7 oz. of minty mints
- Does not taste like haggis
- Puts some starch in your kilt
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Anime Eyes Glasses
$4.00Konnichiwa, have anime eyes without expensive makeup or surgery
- Adult size glasses that give you large eyes
- Perfect for Skype, FaceTime and Google Meetups
- Limited vision, do not drive or operate giant robots while wearing these
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Anime Eyes Sleep Mask
$4.53Stylish nerd sleep accessory
- Comfy polyester mask & cotton back
- Wake up bright-eyed, no matter what
- Look like an anime character
- Fits most adult heads
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Anti-Snoring Device
$4.95Nothing solves life’s little problems like an “As Seen on TV” product
- 2-1/2" hard plastic strip
- Sold on TV in the 1990s
- May not effectively stop snoring
- May effectively disfigure nostrils
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Antique World Leaders Hell Money
$9.95You've got money to burn, no really
- Set of five Chinese Hell Bank Notes
- Features world leaders of the past
- Burn to send to relatives in the afterlife
- Collectable, because most of it was burned
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Approved By Archie McPhee T-Shirt
$11.95Show everyone you’ve been Approved By Archie McPhee
- 50/50 Poly/Cotton blend, black
- Screen printed “Approved By Archie McPhee”
- Archie McPhee initials form retro rocket shape
- Perfect for proud Archie McPhee fans
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Approved By The Council Of Monsters T-Shirt
$11.95Show your sympathy for the struggles of monster-kind
- 100% cotton, screen-printed, green
- Council of Monsters seal of approval
- Seal indicates concern for monster civil rights and welfare
- Combat monster discrimination
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Ark of the Covenant
$12.95Store your tiny relics inside the Ark of the Covenant
- 2" x 1-1/4" x 1-1/2" gold-painted metal box (4-1/4" x 2-14" x 3" with stand)
- Reenact the climax of Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Perfect for movie buffs or armchair archaeologists
- Wrath of God not included
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